I just want my soup
Cant stop farting
Taco Bell is a hell of a drug
Just staring for hours...
Sorry, chair occupied.
Week 20. They still think I'm one of them
Minivan had a baby last night
Unbiased Observer
Magnified displeasure
I absolutely agree
Let’s goooo
OOOOOoooHHHHHH AHH AHH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOO AAHAHHHHHHH BREEEEEEEEEEEEH
Hanging in my girlfriends bathroom.
yawn
Wack.
Well, that’s a way to describe your ex
I found a grasshopper outside of my window, so I made a little edit...
My goals are beyond your understanding!!
Coder can relate
dummy thicc
Trees rock!
My co-worker did this
Hey are you death?
December 31, 2019.
Always wondered where the 1-hit piece was...
These captchas are getting out of hand
Did you feed this?
Neighbor's tortoise escaped and walked almost a street away. At around 250 pounds, this was their solution to get her home!
What do you want from us monster?!
The real WAP
My local ice cream place cheers me up.
This is why I love classic art
You must be tired
Ok >:P
he doing bad business >:(
Caw caw mf
This car I was behind today.
Straightup gore.
This is actually really funny so it's probably a repost :P
On TV
Lookalike
Breakthrough in medical science
Yumm
Just Another day in Construction
Let me call him
Review with evidence.
Sexy
I didn't choose the monke life, the monke life chose me
He's here!
I'm so curious!
A truck I saw while in traffic
trust me bro
Oops clumsy me
WO'OH FO MAI'IN TEA
Quick Nap
At least you tried
Magic Mirror on the Wall
feet and car
Strategy
Fur:0
Learning languages is fun they said
Centaur for disease control.
What a bad time to have eyes
Hanging in my Aunts kitchen
cat penguins
So long and thanks for all the clams
We're all grown up now
Smack it
He does
I had to do it to 'em
Believe everything you read on the internet
Sorry for driving so close in front of you.
time to SLAY some obsidian pussy
blood cells
Title of your post
When spell check is extra important....
yes we arson
Go Ask Your Mother
mA budDy TempRacHa is hundrid
Lubrications is needed down here, honey!
Wise
Who remembers reading these books?
thanks
Actually..
Spelling is for loosers.
My wife's new bathroom sign.
The BoyDroid
My boyfriends laptop cooler came with this note. I expect nothing less actually
Halloween is going to be lit.
UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-BRRRRRR-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom
Plin Plin Plon
Orange peanut
Bring me Solo and the wookiee
Tonight is the best night to re-watch Idiocracy.
One year ago Crocs sent me a cease and desist for this fake invention so today I one 10x the size.
Have you ever just said f**k it and ate that little bit of wrapper left-over on the candy too?
Effing numbers.
Maybe we did
Wish somebody would tell him he’s fine
My friend asked me what living on my own was like...I sent this...