Halloween is going to be lit.
UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-BRRRRRR-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom
Plin Plin Plon
Orange peanut
Bring me Solo and the wookiee
Tonight is the best night to re-watch Idiocracy.
One year ago Crocs sent me a cease and desist for this fake invention so today I one 10x the size.
Have you ever just said f**k it and ate that little bit of wrapper left-over on the candy too?
Effing numbers.
Maybe we did
Wish somebody would tell him he’s fine
My friend asked me what living on my own was like...I sent this...
True legends
America
I made my family disappear.
Life as a mutant
Appple watch.
Almost there
Another whiteboard comic my 14yo son drew
I think the sandwich lady is coming on to me
I must
Just go into your class room Timmy!
Half Life SFX posting #19
The opossum has a right to scream
*Laughs in freedom*
The fallen brother
When a bridge suddenly appears
The Perfect Billboard.
Game of Thrones , 2014 vs 2019 and forever more.
The reason why I wanna work in a toy store
Have you ever seen a bodybuilder in a suit?
Cataclysm
Reflections
Feels
Kids are fun...
Ok >:P
News is spot on, as always
Weird she sleeps with a gun
The Laughing Cow
Sorry, that would disincentivise boot licking
The Sun and The Moon.
A guitar shop near me
Four
Who else needs this sign
Spooder man!
Let's not forget this doggo once passed off as an alien lol. Happy International dog's day, everyone!
Metric vs standard
next time you wanna pick the perfect watermelon :)
Is it just me or do they look related?
tradition
OH God OH *** !!!
That’s gotta be worth at least $1
Area church spreading the good word
spelling 100
I love my job
Worried doggo
The person who suggested this must be an absolute gold
My brother and I re-made movie posters as a Christmas gift to our parents last year.
My Starbucks made me chuckle today
*sad battery noises*
A story behind the winning of the turtle.
pfffffff girls are dumb amirit
Farmers in South Africa are getting serious about security
They kinda have a point.
this kitten fell asleep face first in a shoe
To outsmart the smart
If you want to hit on the hostess in front of her boyfriend, turn to page 24!
Jewish roommate
Guess that works too
Just saw this on the highway. Nice sticker. Good point.
This is why I love cape cod - Centerville, MA
The second breakfast club shirt
Uff
Cum
he got shamed
I'll hang with the big man
An unfortunate pun
This lady’s shirt at the clinic waiting room I’m sitting in
Breh
Imagine if they knew Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Hes face is just too good
Appreciate what really matters
would you swipe right
All the cool teens wear seatbelts
Worth it
Saw this at my local tire shop
The K.A.R.E.N. System
My 6ft tall son thinks it’s funny to put things just out of my reach
I would go on about how buying expensive shoes for babies is a completely pointless waste of money. But then I found a shoe to shut my judgy mouth right up. Now all I need is a baby.
Moove over
Reptiles
It kinda is
Found the cat sleeping on the couch. I had no choice.
brehmember brehs is ok to make fun of urself BREEEEEEEEEH librehty 100%%%r
This hotel in my town
my second favorite conspiracy brehory involves the us govt, saudis and two buildings breh
I have found my spirit animal!
Ew light mode
Trench Coat
@backseat_driver 2