Weird she sleeps with a gun

The Laughing Cow

Sorry, that would disincentivise boot licking

The Sun and The Moon.

A guitar shop near me

Four

Who else needs this sign

Spooder man!

Let's not forget this doggo once passed off as an alien lol. Happy International dog's day, everyone!

Metric vs standard

next time you wanna pick the perfect watermelon :)

Is it just me or do they look related?

tradition

OH God OH *** !!!

That’s gotta be worth at least $1

Area church spreading the good word

spelling 100

I love my job

Worried doggo

The person who suggested this must be an absolute gold

My brother and I re-made movie posters as a Christmas gift to our parents last year.

My Starbucks made me chuckle today

*sad battery noises*

A story behind the winning of the turtle.

pfffffff girls are dumb amirit

Farmers in South Africa are getting serious about security

They kinda have a point.

this kitten fell asleep face first in a shoe

To outsmart the smart

If you want to hit on the hostess in front of her boyfriend, turn to page 24!

Jewish roommate

Guess that works too

Just saw this on the highway. Nice sticker. Good point.

This is why I love cape cod - Centerville, MA

The second breakfast club shirt

Uff

Cum

he got shamed

I'll hang with the big man

An unfortunate pun

This lady’s shirt at the clinic waiting room I’m sitting in

Breh

Imagine if they knew Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Hes face is just too good

Appreciate what really matters

would you swipe right

All the cool teens wear seatbelts

Worth it

Saw this at my local tire shop

The K.A.R.E.N. System

My 6ft tall son thinks it’s funny to put things just out of my reach

I would go on about how buying expensive shoes for babies is a completely pointless waste of money. But then I found a shoe to shut my judgy mouth right up. Now all I need is a baby.

Moove over

Reptiles

It kinda is

Found the cat sleeping on the couch. I had no choice.

brehmember brehs is ok to make fun of urself BREEEEEEEEEH librehty 100%%%r

This hotel in my town

my second favorite conspiracy brehory involves the us govt, saudis and two buildings breh

I have found my spirit animal!

Ew light mode

Trench Coat

@backseat_driver 2

This gas pump thinks it's a mob boss

The way my cat sits

Well, of course

Pretty sureit was like this

Well that's one way to remember

Essential home schooling supplies at Trader Joe's

But I can only name three...

Noir

Liar.PNG

yoink

Since you guys liked the first one, here's another one of my cat sitting.

I didn't think it was possible

He’s such a good boi

Chicken Strip

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE

Pspspspspspspsp

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehlmart

Any Ideas Yet?

cat meme because cats are brehs breh

How to make people either uncomfortable or your lifelong friends

BANNED

Time to conquer earth!

Time for a wake up call

The quality is irrelevant,

title

They did the math haha

Showtime

might or might not be a rere

I accidentally bought my cat the wrong cat food

Goals

Who can you trust these days???

Origins.

That pig was dope

She cute though

A sign at my work— Repetition is key!

Yes it's about that...

Shit's bugged