My 6ft tall son thinks it’s funny to put things just out of my reach

I would go on about how buying expensive shoes for babies is a completely pointless waste of money. But then I found a shoe to shut my judgy mouth right up. Now all I need is a baby.

Moove over

Reptiles

It kinda is

Found the cat sleeping on the couch. I had no choice.

brehmember brehs is ok to make fun of urself BREEEEEEEEEH librehty 100%%%r

This hotel in my town

my second favorite conspiracy brehory involves the us govt, saudis and two buildings breh

I have found my spirit animal!

Ew light mode

Trench Coat

@backseat_driver 2

This gas pump thinks it's a mob boss

The way my cat sits

Well, of course

Pretty sureit was like this

Well that's one way to remember

Essential home schooling supplies at Trader Joe's

But I can only name three...

Noir

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yoink

Since you guys liked the first one, here's another one of my cat sitting.

I didn't think it was possible

He’s such a good boi

Chicken Strip

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE

Pspspspspspspsp

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehlmart

Any Ideas Yet?

cat meme because cats are brehs breh

How to make people either uncomfortable or your lifelong friends

BANNED

Time to conquer earth!

Time for a wake up call

The quality is irrelevant,

title

They did the math haha

Showtime

might or might not be a rere

I accidentally bought my cat the wrong cat food

Goals

Who can you trust these days???

Origins.

That pig was dope

She cute though

A sign at my work— Repetition is key!

Yes it's about that...

Shit's bugged

Hmmmmmmm

An Australian retailer doing their bit for COVID

He does have a point

A clear demonstration of priorities in Texas:

Deer for sale!

never thought about this but yeah

I like the smell of 2020 scent

I quit smoking cigarettes a week ago after 12 years of smoking. Help

Sign at school in none other than Florida.

Closed whiskey bar owner sells calendars of out of work staff to raise money for them

They will never know the struggle...

mOnKi

Coming to a theater near you next summer!

Oh yeeeeeaaaaa

First step: Identify the root of the problem

The only 2 books you'll ever need to gain all the Knowledge in the Universe

Paused Buffy to get lunch and came back to see this

I recently moved in with my GF. She allowed me to choose one decorative item... I think I nailed it

I’ll never see wolverine the same...

Passed by a math book example today.

That’s gotta be a heath code violation, but ok

Boi

Gamify

Teacher hypes up class party all year. The Party:

Shorty

title

A tricky situation

2020 themed comic.

Y’all think they’ll read the sign?

Hot doggos

Changing the world, one 'like' at a time.

   

Sign at my local dry cleaners

Thanks, i hate it.

People Seemed To Like My Last Silly Drawing So Here Is Another One About My Computer

This is what happened to all those toads you kissed before you found your prince!

Booberiffic

         

Marriage is a minefield with green grass and flowers

Figuring it out

The dancer from my bachelor party

You'll show me how to make $10,000 overnight? Sign me up!

I saw this at the local store

Gosh

Self aware.

On the novels of Tolkien, i hope

This made me crack up

Simpler times

Thought I recognised him from somewhere

Article about a Swedish family having offline and “screen free” sundays.