Sign at my local dry cleaners

Thanks, i hate it.

People Seemed To Like My Last Silly Drawing So Here Is Another One About My Computer

This is what happened to all those toads you kissed before you found your prince!

Booberiffic

         

Marriage is a minefield with green grass and flowers

Figuring it out

The dancer from my bachelor party

You'll show me how to make $10,000 overnight? Sign me up!

I saw this at the local store

Gosh

Self aware.

On the novels of Tolkien, i hope

This made me crack up

Simpler times

Thought I recognised him from somewhere

Article about a Swedish family having offline and “screen free” sundays.

It is now

all the way at the bttom breh

zone

We have the right to drown in oxygen!

Tis but a poem

they are coming for their mandated 30%

I am gonna ask my crush for a date tonight...

This aggressive social distancing sign at my hotel.

Just smile and they won't notice you

rekt

Annoying Speaker Phones

Zuko drowning would be the point.

If you have any of these illnesses, please stay home until you are better!

For sale: Man's wedding ring, slightly used

Stairs are new water

The world without religion

Clamposting

same with rigs u lost breh

B A N N E D

Find single monsters in your area

It's not ripe yet

brehs yall gotta stop h8ing on killary she out there killing pedophilres

Netflix can go where the extradition laws cannot

Found this next door

Hello goyfriends!

I noticed something on my wife's towel...

As a cashier, I checked someone out for flowers and this balloon. I asked what occasion; her friend was in a car crash .

Wrote a song called 2020, goes something like this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

international politics be like

Local brew pub

junk food

We were really excited to use a lime from our lime tree for the first time

Told my wife that I don't care what my coworkers think. I want this lunch bag.

Calgon, take me away to Omicron Persei 8

Lizard n Chill

Same same ?

I wonder if NZ's is washable as well.

This came in the post today.

Are they even worth it?

Spotted at the local Dairy Queen

Tonight on Dateline NBC

tip top bibity bop brehs

2020 newborns react

On another episode of “only in Texas”

Good news!

   

I like to build fake products so I created a face mask with a built in megaphone.

I'll take 30.

It is pointless to resist to the mask

Zero Support

girls

Fire earth water air

Smoken dogs

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Retro advert. Thankfully we know better today.

   

passive aggressive flaming

Fourteen Minutes

The dinosaurs were extra hard!

   

Goomba

   

ping

title

dafuq

still better than hufflepuff

My wife recently got into plants. Now I’m questioning the hobby.

Vegas

The bigger Luke theory is still stupid

I mean technically they ain’t wrong

Thats how it be

One of the funniest lines in TV history

aderall is gloried ampthetamemes breh

Out of ink?

I made a Guy Fieri sock puppet today. No, unemployment is going great, why do you ask?

Finally, the sacred urinal rule is being enforced

Chandler, is it you?

We've got a thing that's called radar love

Rottwider

True !

ah sweet revenge...

The best yard sale sign I've ever seen.