My wife recently got into plants. Now I’m questioning the hobby.

Vegas

The bigger Luke theory is still stupid

I mean technically they ain’t wrong

Thats how it be

One of the funniest lines in TV history

aderall is gloried ampthetamemes breh

Out of ink?

I made a Guy Fieri sock puppet today. No, unemployment is going great, why do you ask?

Finally, the sacred urinal rule is being enforced

Chandler, is it you?

We've got a thing that's called radar love

Rottwider

True !

ah sweet revenge...

The best yard sale sign I've ever seen.

Went to my grandmas to celebrate her 90th birthday. She wanted to show off the new mask she made

Furkini

Crotchety old van.

After 10 years together I still feel luckier every day

Which one will you choose

Only You Can Save Us.

Arrived so quickly

I found the end of the rainbow

To be good artist, you only need 2 things.

I think my microwave wants a sacrifice

kowalski ANALysis!

High Expectation Jump

based mum

Everything reminds me of her

hi there

Googled Dog Seatbelts... Wasn't disappointed.

title

Corona Extracurricular Activities

i dont get it

A comic my 14yo son did on his bedroom door whiteboard

Cat maths

How my wife announced our first pregnancy.

part 1 breh

Barber tips

Ramen! How could you betray me like this!?

A new taco place opened up back home... Location is everything.

It's technically true

title

Best friend forever

I’m sure they make a killing

I’m gonna rewatch it tonight and see if I can catch this

Now take out the small text.

sound on

Put an ass against his head

PROcrastinator

whoops

This may be one of the worst TV outfits I’ve ever seen.

This is some solid advertisement...

The level of chill I hope to reach one day

It’s been up for months and no one noticed

title

I spilled.

Humor in the times of Corona lol

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OOOOH AAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAH

Technically you can, but only temporarily

*** green olives

Hisses in anti depressants

You have my curiosity

He serves the Soviet... or wait...

A simple misunderstanding

Cosmo & Wanda... you sneaky little ***es

And this happened

economy

My dog is getting older, so I drew this comic to explain the afterlife.

I said photos from my good side only please

My mom took a picture of a seagull yelling and I thought it was funny

Asked my wife what’s for dinner and said “Pork Tenderloin”....Yum!

They are definitely done with people

We’re bored with Netflix and are instead judging neighbors’ WiFi names for entertainment

Mushrooms & Coke

Canada is Switching from the Metric System

i love monkeys

My niece. My spirit animal.

It took two weeks to find the darts to reload, but the neighborhood kids won’t get away so easy this time.

Mother-in-law suggested something sweet to commemorate our marriage, so we framed this and put it near the front door. Now just waiting for the day that she notices.

Why mess with such an alpha cat

7 year old me just wanted a photo with Bumblebee.

Cant take him anywhere

Guess I'm not qualified to use this bathroom.

Who had "Double Hurricanes" on their 2020 card?

Mistakes were made in the media

I always finish

August is almost over and nothing terrible hap--

If only there were an easier way to haul these around..

Pulled over today to take a photo of an unlikely pair.

He looks so proud of himself.

#2020

There’s someone that has a hot air ballon with Shrek on it in Stockholm

Staff meeting this morning

Way to go Albert

Disguise 100

Can't stop wont stop

Clever