Booberiffic
Marriage is a minefield with green grass and flowers
Figuring it out
The dancer from my bachelor party
You'll show me how to make $10,000 overnight? Sign me up!
I saw this at the local store
Gosh
Self aware.
On the novels of Tolkien, i hope
This made me crack up
Simpler times
Thought I recognised him from somewhere
Article about a Swedish family having offline and “screen free” sundays.
It is now
all the way at the bttom breh
zone
We have the right to drown in oxygen!
Tis but a poem
they are coming for their mandated 30%
I am gonna ask my crush for a date tonight...
This aggressive social distancing sign at my hotel.
Just smile and they won't notice you
rekt
Annoying Speaker Phones
Zuko drowning would be the point.
If you have any of these illnesses, please stay home until you are better!
For sale: Man's wedding ring, slightly used
Stairs are new water
The world without religion
Clamposting
same with rigs u lost breh
B A N N E D
Find single monsters in your area
It's not ripe yet
brehs yall gotta stop h8ing on killary she out there killing pedophilres
Netflix can go where the extradition laws cannot
Found this next door
Hello goyfriends!
I noticed something on my wife's towel...
As a cashier, I checked someone out for flowers and this balloon. I asked what occasion; her friend was in a car crash .
Wrote a song called 2020, goes something like this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
international politics be like
Local brew pub
junk food
We were really excited to use a lime from our lime tree for the first time
Told my wife that I don't care what my coworkers think. I want this lunch bag.
Calgon, take me away to Omicron Persei 8
Lizard n Chill
Same same ?
I wonder if NZ's is washable as well.
This came in the post today.
Are they even worth it?
Spotted at the local Dairy Queen
Tonight on Dateline NBC
tip top bibity bop brehs
2020 newborns react
On another episode of “only in Texas”
Good news!
I like to build fake products so I created a face mask with a built in megaphone.
I'll take 30.
It is pointless to resist to the mask
Zero Support
girls
Fire earth water air
Smoken dogs
.
Retro advert. Thankfully we know better today.
passive aggressive flaming
Fourteen Minutes
The dinosaurs were extra hard!
Goomba
ping
title
dafuq
still better than hufflepuff
My wife recently got into plants. Now I’m questioning the hobby.
Vegas
The bigger Luke theory is still stupid
I mean technically they ain’t wrong
Thats how it be
One of the funniest lines in TV history
aderall is gloried ampthetamemes breh
Out of ink?
I made a Guy Fieri sock puppet today. No, unemployment is going great, why do you ask?
Finally, the sacred urinal rule is being enforced
Chandler, is it you?
We've got a thing that's called radar love
Rottwider
True !
ah sweet revenge...
The best yard sale sign I've ever seen.
Went to my grandmas to celebrate her 90th birthday. She wanted to show off the new mask she made
Furkini
Crotchety old van.
After 10 years together I still feel luckier every day