I noticed something on my wife's towel...

As a cashier, I checked someone out for flowers and this balloon. I asked what occasion; her friend was in a car crash .

Wrote a song called 2020, goes something like this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

international politics be like

Local brew pub

junk food

We were really excited to use a lime from our lime tree for the first time

Told my wife that I don't care what my coworkers think. I want this lunch bag.

Calgon, take me away to Omicron Persei 8

Lizard n Chill

Same same ?

I wonder if NZ's is washable as well.

This came in the post today.

Are they even worth it?

Spotted at the local Dairy Queen

Tonight on Dateline NBC

tip top bibity bop brehs

2020 newborns react

On another episode of “only in Texas”

Good news!

   

I like to build fake products so I created a face mask with a built in megaphone.

I'll take 30.

It is pointless to resist to the mask

Zero Support

girls

Fire earth water air

Smoken dogs

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Retro advert. Thankfully we know better today.

   

passive aggressive flaming

Fourteen Minutes

The dinosaurs were extra hard!

   

Goomba

   

ping

title

dafuq

still better than hufflepuff

My wife recently got into plants. Now I’m questioning the hobby.

Vegas

The bigger Luke theory is still stupid

I mean technically they ain’t wrong

Thats how it be

One of the funniest lines in TV history

aderall is gloried ampthetamemes breh

Out of ink?

I made a Guy Fieri sock puppet today. No, unemployment is going great, why do you ask?

Finally, the sacred urinal rule is being enforced

Chandler, is it you?

We've got a thing that's called radar love

Rottwider

True !

ah sweet revenge...

The best yard sale sign I've ever seen.

Went to my grandmas to celebrate her 90th birthday. She wanted to show off the new mask she made

Furkini

Crotchety old van.

After 10 years together I still feel luckier every day

Which one will you choose

Only You Can Save Us.

Arrived so quickly

I found the end of the rainbow

To be good artist, you only need 2 things.

I think my microwave wants a sacrifice

kowalski ANALysis!

High Expectation Jump

based mum

Everything reminds me of her

hi there

Googled Dog Seatbelts... Wasn't disappointed.

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Corona Extracurricular Activities

i dont get it

A comic my 14yo son did on his bedroom door whiteboard

Cat maths

How my wife announced our first pregnancy.

part 1 breh

Barber tips

Ramen! How could you betray me like this!?

A new taco place opened up back home... Location is everything.

It's technically true

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Best friend forever

I’m sure they make a killing

I’m gonna rewatch it tonight and see if I can catch this

Now take out the small text.

sound on

Put an ass against his head

PROcrastinator

26+6=1!

whoops

This may be one of the worst TV outfits I’ve ever seen.

This is some solid advertisement...

The level of chill I hope to reach one day

It’s been up for months and no one noticed

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I spilled.