Neighbor's tortoise escaped and walked almost a street away. At around 250 pounds, this was their solution to get her home!

What do you want from us monster?!

The real WAP

My local ice cream place cheers me up.

This is why I love classic art

You must be tired

Ok >:P

he doing bad business >:(

Caw caw mf

This car I was behind today.

Straightup gore.

This is actually really funny so it's probably a repost :P

On TV

Lookalike

Breakthrough in medical science

Yumm

Just Another day in Construction

Let me call him

Review with evidence.

Sexy

I didn't choose the monke life, the monke life chose me

He's here!

I'm so curious!

A truck I saw while in traffic

trust me bro

Oops clumsy me

WO'OH FO MAI'IN TEA

Quick Nap

At least you tried

Magic Mirror on the Wall

feet and car

Strategy

Fur:0

Learning languages is fun they said

Centaur for disease control.

What a bad time to have eyes

Hanging in my Aunts kitchen

cat penguins

So long and thanks for all the clams

We're all grown up now

Smack it

He does

I had to do it to 'em

Believe everything you read on the internet

Sorry for driving so close in front of you.

time to SLAY some obsidian pussy

blood cells

Title of your post

When spell check is extra important....

yes we arson

Go Ask Your Mother

mA budDy TempRacHa is hundrid

Lubrications is needed down here, honey!

Wise

Who remembers reading these books?

thanks

Actually..

Spelling is for loosers.

My wife's new bathroom sign.

The BoyDroid

My boyfriends laptop cooler came with this note. I expect nothing less actually

Halloween is going to be lit.

UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-BRRRRRR-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom

Plin Plin Plon

Orange peanut

Bring me Solo and the wookiee

Tonight is the best night to re-watch Idiocracy.

One year ago Crocs sent me a cease and desist for this fake invention so today I one 10x the size.

Have you ever just said f**k it and ate that little bit of wrapper left-over on the candy too?

Effing numbers.

Maybe we did

Wish somebody would tell him he’s fine

My friend asked me what living on my own was like...I sent this...

True legends

America

I made my family disappear.

Life as a mutant

Appple watch.

Almost there

Another whiteboard comic my 14yo son drew

I think the sandwich lady is coming on to me

I must

Just go into your class room Timmy!

Half Life SFX posting #19

The opossum has a right to scream

*Laughs in freedom*

The fallen brother

When a bridge suddenly appears

The Perfect Billboard.

Game of Thrones , 2014 vs 2019 and forever more.

The reason why I wanna work in a toy store

Have you ever seen a bodybuilder in a suit?

Cataclysm

Reflections

Feels

Kids are fun...

Ok >:P

News is spot on, as always

Weird she sleeps with a gun

The Laughing Cow