My wife's new bathroom sign.

The BoyDroid

My boyfriends laptop cooler came with this note. I expect nothing less actually

Halloween is going to be lit.

UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-UTS-BRRRRRR-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom

Plin Plin Plon

Orange peanut

Bring me Solo and the wookiee

Tonight is the best night to re-watch Idiocracy.

One year ago Crocs sent me a cease and desist for this fake invention so today I one 10x the size.

Have you ever just said f**k it and ate that little bit of wrapper left-over on the candy too?

Effing numbers.

Maybe we did

Wish somebody would tell him he’s fine

My friend asked me what living on my own was like...I sent this...

True legends

America

I made my family disappear.

Life as a mutant

Appple watch.

Almost there

Another whiteboard comic my 14yo son drew

I think the sandwich lady is coming on to me

I must

Just go into your class room Timmy!

Half Life SFX posting #19

The opossum has a right to scream

*Laughs in freedom*

The fallen brother

When a bridge suddenly appears

The Perfect Billboard.

Game of Thrones , 2014 vs 2019 and forever more.

The reason why I wanna work in a toy store

Have you ever seen a bodybuilder in a suit?

Cataclysm

Reflections

Feels

Kids are fun...

Ok >:P

News is spot on, as always

Weird she sleeps with a gun

The Laughing Cow

Sorry, that would disincentivise boot licking

The Sun and The Moon.

A guitar shop near me

Four

Who else needs this sign

Spooder man!

Let's not forget this doggo once passed off as an alien lol. Happy International dog's day, everyone!

Metric vs standard

next time you wanna pick the perfect watermelon :)

Is it just me or do they look related?

tradition

OH God OH *** !!!

That’s gotta be worth at least $1

Area church spreading the good word

spelling 100

I love my job

Worried doggo

The person who suggested this must be an absolute gold

My brother and I re-made movie posters as a Christmas gift to our parents last year.

My Starbucks made me chuckle today

*sad battery noises*

A story behind the winning of the turtle.

pfffffff girls are dumb amirit

Farmers in South Africa are getting serious about security

They kinda have a point.

this kitten fell asleep face first in a shoe

To outsmart the smart

If you want to hit on the hostess in front of her boyfriend, turn to page 24!

Jewish roommate

Guess that works too

Just saw this on the highway. Nice sticker. Good point.

This is why I love cape cod - Centerville, MA

The second breakfast club shirt

Uff

Cum

he got shamed

I'll hang with the big man

An unfortunate pun

This lady’s shirt at the clinic waiting room I’m sitting in

Breh

Imagine if they knew Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Hes face is just too good

Appreciate what really matters

would you swipe right

All the cool teens wear seatbelts

Worth it

Saw this at my local tire shop

The K.A.R.E.N. System

My 6ft tall son thinks it’s funny to put things just out of my reach

I would go on about how buying expensive shoes for babies is a completely pointless waste of money. But then I found a shoe to shut my judgy mouth right up. Now all I need is a baby.

Moove over

Reptiles

It kinda is

Found the cat sleeping on the couch. I had no choice.

brehmember brehs is ok to make fun of urself BREEEEEEEEEH librehty 100%%%r

This hotel in my town

my second favorite conspiracy brehory involves the us govt, saudis and two buildings breh

I have found my spirit animal!