He wields power beyond the puny gods of the realm

My cat always wakes me at 4am. Today i woke him first.

Couple refused to pay their wedding photographer who then released these

Formula 1 vs Soccer

Yes

My local ice cream place cheers me up part two

How the turn tables

gas gas gas!

ideas are bulletproof

Bought a new bed for my medium size dog. This is not my medium sized dog.

Popcorned

Well... You can’t say I don’t wear a mask.

This gecko is taking a calcium supplement-not about to go on a cocaine-fueled bender

S.A.D.

A friend sent me this

Minds were not changed that day.

woosh

can't wait for the next iteration of the one joke

5-year-old me trying to see if the fridge light stays on after I close the door

*** you guys I'm going home

A Strange Encounter

Orange smorange

Well okay damn

My housemates response to my informative note

My 11 year old came downstairs and said she found a duck dynasty shirt in mom’s drawer to wear.

Don’t put it off another day. RIP Chad Boseman

Mad respect brother

My parents brought this sign home from Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.

Magical Reinforcement

just add tax

Draw me like your french girls

At what point can we start using 2020 as a swear word?

I miss the 90's

Time for horny jail

Biodegradable cigarettes helps nature in two ways.

I feel sad for the olives

Dean is a crybaby

Father Son Bonding

My eyes deceive me

Replaced my friends family photos while I was feeding his cats during his vacation

Charging Station

Get buff in 5 easy steps

After thousands of hours standing my dude ranked up

hippity hoppity your brehritage is now our property

I present to you fine people, my cat

Not quite the superhero we need

That would wake me up too

✨Don’t be shy✨

Call Luigi

It’s been right in front of us the whole time.

gotta have the entire family in the photo

is all part of the NWO breh

I need this in my life. CTTO

All Washed Up

Girlfriend’s idea of a theme for my 25th.

Tetris master

Jokes on you McDonald’s, I’m into that shit.

That’s not so Boomer

Yesterday someone shared a picture of a dog sitting on a chair looking smug. I was inspired to make this. I've named it Queen Elizabark

You could say the experience was... rough

Pepperidge Farms truck getting in on a Family Guy joke. Seen in Milford, MA

Terrifying and beautiful

This card I found while house sitting

Q-tips

You can do it too!!!

Educated

It must be endless

It's just a glitch everybody

It's all I ever could have wished for

I have been using a CVS receipt as a replacement blind for over 9 months

I just want my soup

Cant stop farting

Taco Bell is a hell of a drug

Just staring for hours...

Sorry, chair occupied.

Week 20. They still think I'm one of them

Minivan had a baby last night

Unbiased Observer

Magnified displeasure

I absolutely agree

Let’s goooo

OOOOOoooHHHHHH AHH AHH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOO AAHAHHHHHHH BREEEEEEEEEEEEH

Hanging in my girlfriends bathroom.

yawn

Wack.

Well, that’s a way to describe your ex

I found a grasshopper outside of my window, so I made a little edit...

My goals are beyond your understanding!!

Coder can relate

dummy thicc

Trees rock!

My co-worker did this

Hey are you death?

December 31, 2019.

Always wondered where the 1-hit piece was...

These captchas are getting out of hand

Did you feed this?

Neighbor's tortoise escaped and walked almost a street away. At around 250 pounds, this was their solution to get her home!

What do you want from us monster?!

The real WAP