I present to you fine people, my cat

Not quite the superhero we need

That would wake me up too

✨Don’t be shy✨

Call Luigi

It’s been right in front of us the whole time.

gotta have the entire family in the photo

is all part of the NWO breh

I need this in my life. CTTO

All Washed Up

Girlfriend’s idea of a theme for my 25th.

Tetris master

Jokes on you McDonald’s, I’m into that shit.

That’s not so Boomer

Yesterday someone shared a picture of a dog sitting on a chair looking smug. I was inspired to make this. I've named it Queen Elizabark

You could say the experience was... rough

Pepperidge Farms truck getting in on a Family Guy joke. Seen in Milford, MA

Terrifying and beautiful

This card I found while house sitting

Q-tips

You can do it too!!!

Educated

It must be endless

It's just a glitch everybody

It's all I ever could have wished for

I have been using a CVS receipt as a replacement blind for over 9 months

I just want my soup

Cant stop farting

Taco Bell is a hell of a drug

Just staring for hours...

Sorry, chair occupied.

Week 20. They still think I'm one of them

Minivan had a baby last night

Unbiased Observer

Magnified displeasure

I absolutely agree

Let’s goooo

OOOOOoooHHHHHH AHH AHH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOO AAHAHHHHHHH BREEEEEEEEEEEEH

Hanging in my girlfriends bathroom.

yawn

Wack.

Well, that’s a way to describe your ex

I found a grasshopper outside of my window, so I made a little edit...

My goals are beyond your understanding!!

Coder can relate

dummy thicc

Trees rock!

My co-worker did this

Hey are you death?

December 31, 2019.

Always wondered where the 1-hit piece was...

These captchas are getting out of hand

Did you feed this?

Neighbor's tortoise escaped and walked almost a street away. At around 250 pounds, this was their solution to get her home!

What do you want from us monster?!

The real WAP

My local ice cream place cheers me up.

This is why I love classic art

You must be tired

Ok >:P

he doing bad business >:(

Caw caw mf

This car I was behind today.

Straightup gore.

This is actually really funny so it's probably a repost :P

On TV

Lookalike

Breakthrough in medical science

Yumm

Just Another day in Construction

Let me call him

Review with evidence.

Sexy

I didn't choose the monke life, the monke life chose me

He's here!

I'm so curious!

A truck I saw while in traffic

trust me bro

Oops clumsy me

WO'OH FO MAI'IN TEA

Quick Nap

At least you tried

Magic Mirror on the Wall

feet and car

Strategy

Fur:0

Learning languages is fun they said

Centaur for disease control.

What a bad time to have eyes

Hanging in my Aunts kitchen

cat penguins

So long and thanks for all the clams

We're all grown up now

Smack it

He does

I had to do it to 'em

Believe everything you read on the internet

Sorry for driving so close in front of you.

time to SLAY some obsidian pussy

blood cells