Today’s sign at my neighborhood Chevron station. This is the only place I go for gas, mainly so I don’t miss the weekly dad jokes :)
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"Dafuq is this?"
Honestly shocked I made it this long
Happy new fear
I'm Lovin it?
The miniature you never knew you needed
Even the bat has got tricks
Summer dress
What's that long looking Eel that has choked on its meal? That's a Moray.
Pirates obey no laws, not even those of physics
I want one
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I laughed for hours.
OOOOOOHHH HA HA HO HOOOOOO AH ahah ah ah ah ah aahhhhhhh breeeeeeeeeh
This season is crazy.
The best boi party.
Please sign up
Not unless you're a JoJo fan
At least the message is real
You know it's going to be a good school day seeing one of these in the front of the classroom.
If there was a Christian tumblr
Even these ugly ass bugs are getting more action than me
The view from my toilet.
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Yeah no problem we got that
Marking its territory.
I got an Apple Watch for my birthday.
One of my favorite things in highschool was having a pack of zip ties in my bag...
My wallpaper was once me and my gf, came across this, now Captain Mexico rules my phone
I was traveling through the airport and looked over to see someone handing my kid a coloring book. I thought "How nice."...
Just how big an apology does he need to make?
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I gave my cat a birthday party. He was not impressed
Worth it
She's not wrong though
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Sydney opera house when first built 1973
Brazil comes to you now
The possum’s greed
It’s Linus from tech tips not Linux
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Found a rolled up oversized portrait of my 4 year old self in a storage box
There is a John in every workplace.
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The Kardashians are sweating now.... wait NVM, plastic doesnt sweat it melts
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Wolfenstein's BJ Blazkowicz ran through AI driven de-pixelation sofware
Death Thots
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I think this tomato is having an identity crisis
Such a big dog
He wields power beyond the puny gods of the realm
My cat always wakes me at 4am. Today i woke him first.
Couple refused to pay their wedding photographer who then released these
Formula 1 vs Soccer
Yes
My local ice cream place cheers me up part two
How the turn tables
gas gas gas!
ideas are bulletproof
Bought a new bed for my medium size dog. This is not my medium sized dog.
Popcorned
Well... You can’t say I don’t wear a mask.
This gecko is taking a calcium supplement-not about to go on a cocaine-fueled bender
S.A.D.
A friend sent me this
Minds were not changed that day.
woosh
can't wait for the next iteration of the one joke
5-year-old me trying to see if the fridge light stays on after I close the door
*** you guys I'm going home
A Strange Encounter
Orange smorange
Well okay damn
My housemates response to my informative note
My 11 year old came downstairs and said she found a duck dynasty shirt in mom’s drawer to wear.
Don’t put it off another day. RIP Chad Boseman
Mad respect brother
My parents brought this sign home from Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.
Magical Reinforcement
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Draw me like your french girls
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I miss the 90's
Time for horny jail
Biodegradable cigarettes helps nature in two ways.
I feel sad for the olives
Dean is a crybaby
Father Son Bonding
My eyes deceive me
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After thousands of hours standing my dude ranked up