Dumb bitc-h

Got this in a fortune cookie today. Considering how 2020 has gone so far, I assume it means I'm heading to prison.

Posted in my local community watch page

My mom bought a set of green legs from a garage sale

How do I stop the existential dread from setting in

we did it!

*** 2020 I’m going back to 1998.

Guys will get it.

How do I unsubscribe

Don't look james

Here I Sit, Patiently Waiting...

Warwick Davis Taking A Break On The Set Of Empire Strikes Back

Going through Customs in the South

Everytime ...

Stood there for five minutes, complete let down.

Childhood lullabies

A picture one of my coworkers created

there's no escaping this endless hell

I'm just gonna leave it here..

“What did we learn?”

Call and response

Waiting for his luggage

Alzheimer's 1000

This a repost?

Laughs in immortality

mother of god i yearn for it

My mom accidentally printed her divorce papers on stickers

come together right now over me

roommates with benefits

Failing in style.

sup b!tch

Bar mitzvah invitation. "Jewperman! Up, up and oy vey..."

There is a solution here nobody's considering

Finally

Years of gaming have taught me there is something behind this wall.!!!

Took me a second.

Kid checks for charisma - 1!

Biatch

My brother just sent me this “map of the world” that is being sold for $20 in Chattanooga, Tennessee...

Helping hands

Love in my head

WTFFF CAN YOU DO THAT!??!

Mood

use your BRAINS to build your BRAWN

Ratatouille noooo

Favourite picture of the week

[RELEVANT MEME] MOMENT *laughcryemoji*

No one seems to get this

Thank you

based

Coca-Cola

Well, we definitely need a better hero to look up to.

My friend parked next to this car a few days ago and made for the most wholesome exchange ever

The stakes are raised

So the rumours are true..

Ultimate "*** around and find out" vibe

Is your card Marsellus Wallace?

Spelling and Grammar are important!

Pondering Garlic

Second opinions matter

zoinks

They do make it difficult to enunciate

Taxi driver being straight and to the point

This septic company's truck

These fckn thots

Dedicated to the Workers of HL

I am once again, asking for your snack.

A worthy sentiment

This "meme" is for the one crackhead we have on this site.

Any vietnameses out there?

Subtle Goodbye

Backseat_driver and Zulaica having a discussion about her next new role

Can't have shit in Detroit

Fake gift card my son made for his brother’s 13th birthday

Circa 1900...

Finally got my 401k. Does this mean I can retire now?

Thanks fam

The Proper Coffee Evolution

Sorry kid

I have back pains at 18

I can change.

eternal

Mental Math

One guess where this portal goes

For the record, her random assortment of Chinese tattoos says: “independent”, “heartless”, “curious” and “cunning”.

Stephen King.

Give it here

Testing positive.

eww

The shaving club

I didn't remember this spiderman costume

Beautiful!

Sigh, yeah.

Well I don't think I'm getting this job

Oh god RUN!!!!!

Oh joe

Has this happened to anyone

chadvidia

....¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Oh god savage