Can't have shit in Detroit

Fake gift card my son made for his brother’s 13th birthday

Circa 1900...

Finally got my 401k. Does this mean I can retire now?

Thanks fam

The Proper Coffee Evolution

Sorry kid

I have back pains at 18

I can change.

eternal

Mental Math

One guess where this portal goes

For the record, her random assortment of Chinese tattoos says: “independent”, “heartless”, “curious” and “cunning”.

Stephen King.

Give it here

Testing positive.

eww

The shaving club

I didn't remember this spiderman costume

Beautiful!

Sigh, yeah.

Well I don't think I'm getting this job

Oh god RUN!!!!!

Oh joe

Has this happened to anyone

chadvidia

....¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Oh god savage

My life has been a sham

Got it

He was a good boy. My wife said he had 2 weeks to live, but he pushed through to a full month.

Luckiest and happiest day of my life

Resting in peace

I am Batman.

I will do what must be done

The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, explains the most important part of his Covid-19 recovery.

How is it even possible? :O

veteran's awards are real though

Yep that's me

Yes, a flew

My friend sent me this

Smart man

Honestly I would pay good money for that

Etc etc etc

Good man

Socially Distant Trick or Treating

A fresh can of can.

Cat people.

Confucius A man of pure wisdom

So my boyfriend made me popcorn chicken...

title

Hot!!

Mike wahousekey

Ugh, Those Dumb Amazon Commercials!

Go back to office

A decision was made...

The yearly battle

Only kids born in the 400's BC will get it

Pico was not too thrilled trying on a bow tie for the first time

Nope, not me, never

Just a romantic evening to myself

Hope this isn’t too late.

Is your family accepting new members la?

For the children

They are for extra special occasions only!

Wise words from Wil Wheaton

The world right now.

I don’t think this was intended

Working from home...

After 20 years away, I moved back in with my conservative parents due to the pandemic. Asked them to take a 1st day of school pic of me. They were not impressed.

peaceful

Is this from breaking bad?

Nice try loser

stoopid deer

Found the pot o' gold

Sounds painful

For a second I thought Excel was an Incel you dumped

Come on.....

At one with the universe

From Today's Meme Archives: "Chocolate Rain" (est. 2007). Some stay dry and others feel the pwn

Ew Chino sucks

Not much has changed

Perk unlocked

Be Cool

They fixed the laundry sauce so you can do that

Don't be sad, iron. You did asbestos you can.

Oh lawd he cummin'

He's carved it to death

As if this year couldn't get any worse - they are now selling Pringles in packets

Wish ads are the best

I use cannabis oil for medicinal purposes, I accidentally dropped some to the floor and my dog licked it

Ghost of Tsushiba.

Frank and Ghostie

Checks out

Hello my name is Pee.

You just got scammed

Popularity contest

First came the cone of shame, then came the sock of fame.

Thank you

Haha little peepee joke