Just a romantic evening to myself

Hope this isn’t too late.

Is your family accepting new members la?

For the children

They are for extra special occasions only!

Wise words from Wil Wheaton

The world right now.

I don’t think this was intended

Working from home...

After 20 years away, I moved back in with my conservative parents due to the pandemic. Asked them to take a 1st day of school pic of me. They were not impressed.

peaceful

Is this from breaking bad?

Nice try loser

stoopid deer

Found the pot o' gold

Sounds painful

For a second I thought Excel was an Incel you dumped

Come on.....

At one with the universe

From Today's Meme Archives: "Chocolate Rain" (est. 2007). Some stay dry and others feel the pwn

Ew Chino sucks

Not much has changed

Perk unlocked

Be Cool

They fixed the laundry sauce so you can do that

Don't be sad, iron. You did asbestos you can.

Oh lawd he cummin'

He's carved it to death

As if this year couldn't get any worse - they are now selling Pringles in packets

Wish ads are the best

I use cannabis oil for medicinal purposes, I accidentally dropped some to the floor and my dog licked it

Ghost of Tsushiba.

Frank and Ghostie

Checks out

Hello my name is Pee.

You just got scammed

Popularity contest

First came the cone of shame, then came the sock of fame.

Thank you

Haha little peepee joke

Somebody help a brother out

(max 6MB)

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Your going down

Get ***ed

I think I’ve worn out my welcome

GeForce RTX 3090 Ti Leaked!

Has slavic science gone too far?

I mean .....

Why lobsters are better than Jeeps

Sleep is for the weak.

Trust at its max

doggers

I guess I’m a cat...

Asap bro

One of the many things about flying that I don’t miss...

Or an addict

Miss grampha!

Every time I go out to smoke on my balcony, this cat always stares at me like he is worried about my life choices.

IT'S Happening!!!!

Shaped like ice cone Patrick

This cuts deep

I’m guessing none of us had 2020 vision

Today wasn't a good day.

Get buff, get smart, start your own Philosophy course

Everybody laughin’ but we all lucky the Swiss didn’t enter the world wars.

Does the peasant need trash sauce for thy wiener?

Always dream boys

*her

He ran right in

The numbers mason...

Should have at least gone to the Market ...

Leo evolution

Prepare yourselves!!

The newest “flavor” from Pop Tarts

What came first , the chicken or the egg?

（＾ｖ＾）

APPLE GENIUS ***

Or make melon-ade.

I remember sharing this image back in early February... Who knew how true it would be

I hate this shit

Oh no, it's gonna find my sausage.

It was just the tip

Harder pls

Carry your boarding pass... always...

It do be like that

The last pure soul left on earth

This will really resonate with some people

Oh cool! I've always wanted one!

Sell terror some place else, we're all stocked up here.

Kama sutra skirt.

My grandmother bought a whole extra bed just for her cat.

Is my dad Borat??

treat him like a king

Just to point out, now is the perfect time to become a ventriloquist.

The only way to hang it

Caught at a stop light.

God let me sleep

Knees kinda weak, arms not so light

Do I need to say anything?