Does the peasant need trash sauce for thy wiener?
Always dream boys
*her
He ran right in
The numbers mason...
Should have at least gone to the Market ...
Leo evolution
Prepare yourselves!!
The newest “flavor” from Pop Tarts
What came first , the chicken or the egg?
（＾ｖ＾）
APPLE GENIUS ***
Or make melon-ade.
I remember sharing this image back in early February... Who knew how true it would be
I hate this shit
Oh no, it's gonna find my sausage.
It was just the tip
Harder pls
Carry your boarding pass... always...
It do be like that
The last pure soul left on earth
This will really resonate with some people
Oh cool! I've always wanted one!
Sell terror some place else, we're all stocked up here.
Kama sutra skirt.
My grandmother bought a whole extra bed just for her cat.
Is my dad Borat??
treat him like a king
Just to point out, now is the perfect time to become a ventriloquist.
The only way to hang it
Caught at a stop light.
God let me sleep
Knees kinda weak, arms not so light
Do I need to say anything?
Oh no my ice cream fell
Today's been a rough day
Title of your post
Dead Plant
Masterful Twists, marvelous bamboozlings, the most ambitious show today!
Posted on Fresno buy/trade on FB. Guy knows how to market
So I did a face swap with Drake and Steve Harvey...
No one will notice if I just read a book...
So this is where it began
The cat she told you not to worry about.
Somebody had to do it
Birds.... Right
Yes this did actually happen to me
you can’t recognize someone by their sho-
"I have a tie for every holiday." - "Oh? How many ties do you have?" - "I just told you. I have A tie."
Robert Paddington
Finally, some rest
hire
The smile is what got me
Doggy never brought it back.
M'lady
My daughter got an etch a sketch today for her 8th birthday. She drew a cat puking.
Wet Ass pavement
Dad achievement unlocked.
Is my dad George Costanza?
Moving Company
Put it back and take a doll instead
Leave me be
The progression of my daughter realizing it wasn’t just a toot.
Relative every time
The math is correct too
I still do this at 25 also I live alone
The Nokia 3310 turns 20 today!
...god why
Throw hi in the fire instead
Science b*ch
please stop
No regrets
They recognize Doge, but it sounds insane
When the weather forecast is very accurate
He started it all... Also he is from Ohio
Found today in Stirling, Scotland. :)
must have been
Snail Eyes
Will the political posters please shut up and fuᴄk already
I have right!
Strange things happening in the hood
Shoot me!
I will not ..
Ulterior Motives
Nice...
He needs some milk
Meanwhile, women still searching for a pocket in their clothes.
Horny MotherDucker
How to trigger the f*ck out of MacTrumpo
Met this shady guy behind the circle k.
Money is not everything!
Humans deserve it
Lawful Pun
I hate love you
That'd be wonderful
Everybody's gangsta till I bring out my tool of mass destruction.
House Painters
That's some real gangsta shit
“The screamer” bumper protector
The perfect advertisement doesn’t exi-