I think I’ve worn out my welcome

GeForce RTX 3090 Ti Leaked!

Has slavic science gone too far?

I mean .....

Why lobsters are better than Jeeps

Sleep is for the weak.

Trust at its max

doggers

I guess I’m a cat...

Asap bro

One of the many things about flying that I don’t miss...

Or an addict

Miss grampha!

Every time I go out to smoke on my balcony, this cat always stares at me like he is worried about my life choices.

IT'S Happening!!!!

Shaped like ice cone Patrick

This cuts deep

I’m guessing none of us had 2020 vision

Today wasn't a good day.

Get buff, get smart, start your own Philosophy course

Everybody laughin’ but we all lucky the Swiss didn’t enter the world wars.

Does the peasant need trash sauce for thy wiener?

Always dream boys

*her

He ran right in

The numbers mason...

Should have at least gone to the Market ...

Leo evolution

Prepare yourselves!!

The newest “flavor” from Pop Tarts

What came first , the chicken or the egg?

（＾ｖ＾）

APPLE GENIUS ***

Or make melon-ade.

I remember sharing this image back in early February... Who knew how true it would be

I hate this shit

Oh no, it's gonna find my sausage.

It was just the tip

Harder pls

Carry your boarding pass... always...

It do be like that

The last pure soul left on earth

This will really resonate with some people

Oh cool! I've always wanted one!

Sell terror some place else, we're all stocked up here.

Kama sutra skirt.

My grandmother bought a whole extra bed just for her cat.

Is my dad Borat??

treat him like a king

Just to point out, now is the perfect time to become a ventriloquist.

The only way to hang it

Caught at a stop light.

God let me sleep

Knees kinda weak, arms not so light

Do I need to say anything?

Oh no my ice cream fell

Today's been a rough day

Title of your post

Dead Plant

Masterful Twists, marvelous bamboozlings, the most ambitious show today!

Posted on Fresno buy/trade on FB. Guy knows how to market

So I did a face swap with Drake and Steve Harvey...

No one will notice if I just read a book...

So this is where it began

The cat she told you not to worry about.

Somebody had to do it

Birds.... Right

Yes this did actually happen to me

you can’t recognize someone by their sho-

"I have a tie for every holiday." - "Oh? How many ties do you have?" - "I just told you. I have A tie."

Robert Paddington

Finally, some rest

hire

The smile is what got me

Doggy never brought it back.

M'lady

My daughter got an etch a sketch today for her 8th birthday. She drew a cat puking.

Wet Ass pavement

Dad achievement unlocked.

Is my dad George Costanza?

Moving Company

Put it back and take a doll instead

Leave me be

The progression of my daughter realizing it wasn’t just a toot.

Relative every time

The math is correct too

I still do this at 25 also I live alone

The Nokia 3310 turns 20 today!

...god why

Throw hi in the fire instead

Science b*ch

please stop

No regrets

They recognize Doge, but it sounds insane

When the weather forecast is very accurate

He started it all... Also he is from Ohio

Found today in Stirling, Scotland. :)

must have been

Snail Eyes

Will the political posters please shut up and fuᴄk already