It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Rules no longer apply
“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot.
Settle for Banana 2020
If you logged onto the internet in 2003...you know
I would take either
I rediscovered the snacks I hid from my kids in my desk. It’s going to be a good day.
My favorite guest room decoration by far... My girlfriend disagrees
"Let's take it offline"
My town is so rough, even the onion relish has a criminal record!
Gary Larson inspired
He's a tight end no less
Coins. No more context is needed
Women and their stupid heat resistance ...
Thanks for the gift
This is how vaginas are made
My boyfriend is starting work again after his workplace has been shut down for 6+ months!! He's super excited to start his first day!
Mmm mmm delicious
Doggo gets surgery and is high on tranquilizers
Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery
No turtle unsaved
this how brehs be rollin
The lights may need replacing
Yes chicken nuggets
Magic mirror on the wall ...
Its hard being Wolverine
Fog machine ad
What can I use this for then?
Having a Baby
Water fountains are weird.
I swear i saw a bunch of Ladies swimming
Let The Coffee Speak
Have you ever had a cramp during sex? It will kill you
Time has stopped moving
I love Troy
Only this year
When daddy is in charge of playtime
Futurama was a show ahead of its time
The greatest vandalism I've ever seen
Accurate illustration of what having kids is like
Do N O T pet da cat
How the rest of the world sees the US of A.
My daughter said she had to give Minnie Mouse a floaty before she could get in the bath tonight. Boy was I not ready for this.
One man enters, two pizzas leave
Opening your door on the west coast right now...
He just loungin'
Our weather guy is so done with the stupid questions.
Throw your hands in the air, if you’re a true player
it do be like that
This is unfair guys
Found these tags at work...
Dogvelations 6:8 KJV
Old Italian story
Great movie, new perspective.
My drivers license pic from two years ago, compared to my post lockdown license looks like an anti drug psa.
Koreans have some fantastic names for businesses. Probably the best name for a bar.
This is how our 5th grader is coping with Monday today. If wearing a plague doctor mask while remote learning doesn’t sum up 2020 schooling, I don’t know what does.
Hash ringing dinging the trash flinging...
This giant scorpion is really a zero-gravity gaming chair and computer workstation. Also the beginning of the end lol
Skeleton break in
hk-47: slaves are meatbags
Pretty in pink... I am the night!
Only in Australia.
I think he's on to something
We're having a math moment
Worse than Blighttown
One of my favorites
look at me, I support a movement
Greeks were freaks back in the day
The circle is complete
I'm still waiting for the killer wasps for 2020
Wife’s be shopping.
Hello from the
Nice legs, Bat!
A friend asked us to water his plants for the weekend. Welcome to the Future.
It's a funny story actually...
Poor Bear gets bullied by a grumpy cat
I grant thee these wishes three.
Why flies are so hard to kill