We could all use a pet rock these days

apparently my pussy fell off...

Quietp

True.

Last people on Earth

Cheemsburbger ain't got nothing on this

Franz, hold my France

Let's not get old

Things are getting out of hand

Stealing purses was a Statement

That over smart child.

Step lion

Snapple fact: 627

Today’s bumper sticker find

I'm John Cena

Cat Cussing

What an ad

spanish bombs

Derp Maul

Zoom classes

Rules no longer apply

“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot.

Settle for Banana 2020

If you logged onto the internet in 2003...you know

I would take either

I rediscovered the snacks I hid from my kids in my desk. It’s going to be a good day.

Anorld Clones

My favorite guest room decoration by far... My girlfriend disagrees

"Let's take it offline"

My town is so rough, even the onion relish has a criminal record!

Gary Larson inspired

He's a tight end no less

Coins. No more context is needed

"Fire Lord"

Women and their stupid heat resistance ...

Thanks for the gift

This is how vaginas are made

My boyfriend is starting work again after his workplace has been shut down for 6+ months!! He's super excited to start his first day!

Mmm mmm delicious

Doggo gets surgery and is high on tranquilizers

Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery

No turtle unsaved

this how brehs be rollin

Nesquik's?

The lights may need replacing

Yes chicken nuggets

Us 

Magic mirror on the wall ...

Its hard being Wolverine

Fog machine ad

Mood

What can I use this for then?

Having a Baby

Water fountains are weird.

I swear i saw a bunch of Ladies swimming

Let The Coffee Speak

Have you ever had a cramp during sex? It will kill you

Time has stopped moving

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Next-Gen Leaks

I love Troy

Only this year

bonk

When daddy is in charge of playtime

Futurama was a show ahead of its time

The greatest vandalism I've ever seen

God?

Accurate illustration of what having kids is like

Do N O T pet da cat

How the rest of the world sees the US of A.

My daughter said she had to give Minnie Mouse a floaty before she could get in the bath tonight. Boy was I not ready for this.

One man enters, two pizzas leave

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Opening your door on the west coast right now...

He just loungin'

Our weather guy is so done with the stupid questions.

Throw your hands in the air, if you’re a true player

it do be like that

This is unfair guys

Found these tags at work...

Good people

Dogvelations 6:8 KJV

Old Italian story

yes

Great movie, new perspective.

My drivers license pic from two years ago, compared to my post lockdown license looks like an anti drug psa.

Koreans have some fantastic names for businesses. Probably the best name for a bar.

50,000........ Hahahahha

This is how our 5th grader is coping with Monday today. If wearing a plague doctor mask while remote learning doesn’t sum up 2020 schooling, I don’t know what does.

Hash ringing dinging the trash flinging...

This giant scorpion is really a zero-gravity gaming chair and computer workstation. Also the beginning of the end lol

The Hjönkdra

Skeleton break in

hk-47: slaves are meatbags

Pretty in pink... I am the night!

Only in Australia.

I think he's on to something

We're having a math moment

NAB

Worse than Blighttown