Another gem to add to my birthday card collection.
water is level earh = flat breh
Why do you call it football if you use metric?
I wasn’t wrong
Getting there... eventually
Apartment for rent
I cannot unsee this!
It’s fine. Everything is fine...
Glory hole shut
Surf and Jerk
everyday life of having a cat aha
Why does my cat look like a dad answering a FaceTime call
Birthday card for a friend
Never noticed how short I was till my cousin came over to visit.
slaving away on diamonds just to end up in my peehole lmaooo
Wife tried to snap a pic of our 5yo running towards her on the pier. He was too focused on his juicebox and didn't see the stainless steel fishing table.
Batman at the Bar
U just played yourself
Southern folks just make things work.
If it’s stuck together it counts as one Gusher
Yes, there are two circles there
No one's removed this lad from my dorm's stairway, so I turned him into a work of art
Camping is ass
The news we all need in these dark times
You too, life!
Flashback to Pete 4 years ago when he had to be drugged for a haircut
New Burger King tells it as it is
My type of art.
South Boston COVID-19 signage.
Kids were upset because the grass in Ohio weren't pink as suggested by map of USA
The name's Astley, Rick Astley
While watching Power Rangers my daughter said "Cardi B has been trying to take over the world for a while now."
Tap, Snap or Nap!
Nice try, Netflix.
My gf asked me to get Terry Crews in bed with her, so I got this pillowcase made.
I told my wife to update our dry erase calendar since it was last done in July. This is her update.
It's perfectly safe!
My 2 year old daughter was pretty hungry.
Will Poulter dressing up as Sid from Toy Story
taco extra beef
My roommate has my back
Should be bloody good this
We're going to need a few more spaces
At my local bagel shop.
Favourite Hank hill quote.
Church gonna be interesting on Sunday
My dad was responsible for our neighbourhood sign this week, a series
I wonder why I'm sad all the time
What!? Keep moving, nothing to see here
I decided to paint the Legend
The North American Brown Bear is know for it's remarkable ability to camoflouge itself when detected
any Harry Potter fans out there
Saw this today walking home from work
Uhhhh can anyone verify if this is true
im not an incel my internet friends call me king
This is so hilarious Imao
My dream! Ugh yess idk what they were!
Well! *** You to Cloud.
If 2020 was traffic light..
Behave like animals…
*breaks it anyway*
Some people say he got his wings...
Death Eaters seen in Istanbul
durable and absorbent!
My doctor said the same thing when I got cancer
Do it, Joel!
unfair, poorly designed boss mechanics
So excited for this movie.
Soap at a car dealership
Boyfriend stuck this on and thought it was hilarious
Trying to earn a few dollars for lunch.
Here's a doormat that I found today
This deepfake muppet bison is here to brighten your day.
Took my husband to the eye doctor
The only reason I bought a galaxy fold. Now he is sad, now he is happy