centrist: derek/derek

Glad someone took the time to draw this.

Both beautiful

Found this gem from my son's school a year ago. My wife is still mortified!

This stapler has had enough.

monk

Corn on the claws for dinner

all that lazy editing for a #penis

Browsing Fresh (6mb threshold really sucks - cards in the comments) #penis

smile

I’m so mad this sporting goods store ran out of stock!

twitch

torture

Toppest text

Idk

Found one of my old drawings. I was a weird kid.

I also don't care

Shrug

It’s almost worth the stomach pain

Kitty brings gifts

I think Google is trying to sabotage my marriage with its auto-reply suggestions

Sat down to watch some Netflix - the bloody kids 'Rickrolled' me.

Same :/

My sister got married over the weekend, so we recreated this gem from our childhood.

Yes

Robots should know their place!

gonna need more barrels

NPC

Typical lurker

Hey

:,(

Next 2020 disaster

Have fun girl!

Always be prepared...

Helpless chihuahua got high on mushrooms.

the power of brehship beats both tho

Is this the same phone?

Early this morning

Work-Life Balance

Big Mouth

not cool breh u made me sad :(

Apparently they don't wear masks properly either.

NOOOOO :'(

*happy methhead noises*

Confidence? I think not!

I have discovered the origin of Big Bird

by Xi Jinping's infinite wisdom

Three months is a long time

Thank you guys I love all of you

Clearly the number 2.

Re??

Ohhhhhh...

Jeff ***ed up there.

Be responsible!

A good way to make friends in prison

Played a joke on my roommate but he hasn’t noticed. It’s now day 19. How long before I should tell him?

Next time I play the game, all Im going to see are toes.

Don’t do that again

My daughter's drawing of me

How can we harm you today?

Even Groot has a Girlfriend

Toddlers and Gremlins

....bro I feel it!

Found in Cedar Springs California, Guess it's time to actually turn it over

A picture worth a thousand words.

When my kid says mom for the 637th time..

Pizza and chill combo

Ahh yess

Family Feuds in 'Murica vs. England

>:)

My new veterinarian and I will get along great

And pandawhales instead of orca smh

What are you watching , Step-tourists?

Cute boy

Im childish i found this amusing

I bought my best friend l, who is insanely uncoordinated roller skates for her 40th birthday. This was her thank you card.

Godspeed

When NASA replied to a stupid idea

Oh grandma

And he did

Great mashup I found

Especially if it's a N

Help on the way!

Why even be alive

Evolution of Robert Pattison

Oh god...

Anhedonia is a ßitch

Lord Immune System

Honest email copy from d-brands had me cracking up today!

Destiny arrives all the same

What keeps your cat awake at night.

put a tutu on it

Haunting 101

I love spiders <3

Thanos is done for

Well played, Uber driver, well played

Fine Art

Bally

Good point

Found this at work today.