The only picture i have of me and my dog

I couldn’t be at my best friend’s wedding, but he still included me

Kate Winslet eat your heart out

God I would give anything to have my 2019 problems back

The actual gun used by the Joker to shoot Batman’s plane in the 1989 movie!

Ah yes, very practical.

The joys of owning a cat

The kids menu at a local restaurant

Perfect tattoo doesn’t exi-

Shake the bowl

Made a wine cooler

local plumbers have a sense of humor

I wasn't going down this path but maybe I will now...

In a Jam

The cycle of money

You just can’t say No

When my father said, "We're going to the toy store"

This is how I’m pronouncing Tesla from now on

If the Tour de France took place in Portland

I know sometimes it's probably never half of everything.

hehe

Seen in my neighborhood. Honk!

We belive u❤️

Shut up Janice

Seen at the local lawyers' office

Nutella baby...yum yum

Expressed desired spice level. Their response, Make him regret being born!

Top 10 anime betrayals

Those smart mother fackers!

Ctrl+P

Delicious

My garage Nintendo wall. Figures hand painted on MDO.

Oh..... Ohhhh

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WHY IS ***** CENSORED

3 types of guys in strip club.

A divorcing couple dividing beanie babies in court, 1999

Who wants to play Gwent?

Soyuz.

Regular socks, cum socks....

This sign in the women’s bathroom.

Alex Jones on Mobile Networks

clown

Decided to have a little fun before I shaved the beard completely.

He kept the dog

Dog doing dog stuff

What was the project?

Note to drunk self

Oktoberfest cancelled? I think not

Got a bad feeling about this

Yes, this is real and, yes, this how I'm spending my Friday night!

She's doing her best!

This Among Us art I drew in relation to Julius Caesar

Calvin and Hobbes take on Bilbo and Gandolf

Seven... is the number of items I can place on or around the cat before he gets pissed.

You may be cool, but are you motorcycle and frozen backpack cool???

Checkmate.

spooky

Comedy achieved

Cringtrediction.

We all knew how they felt

I keep that mf thang on me

What is this behaviour?

Yo! This architecture is BANGIN

Oral game strong

pula

Homeschool chronicles- they dieing

/biz/

Satan would be so proud.

So horrible

No you can't pet me, I'm a doctors FFS. Meow.

Morale at the workplace has been pretty high lately

TV Channels: Then & Now

Good for me ig

Haha this is so true it hurts

Epstein, Thatcher and I are having a party, waddya want?

I hope the tape is gold chain

Sign in the bathroom

extremely sus

Yes from me

This puppy has seen some shit

Wondering how far up they go...

Still my favorite childhood photo of my wife-to-be.

I Love: bill gAteS wantS to microchip us

Inspirational Rock

Gorilla Strength

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My boyfriends grandfather figured out how to use photoshop and has this framed in his house.

Saw this on the way home. Found it mildly amusing

terraKing

This Genius is frightening

monki

Local coffee shop in London

New Yeezy Sunglasses remind me of wearing my mums hairband pretending to be Geordie La Forge in Star Trek The Next Generation

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The Shark

Flock of elephants

Oh boy.

Bee down..

Someone needs a reminder of where the camera lens is...