ASSert dominance

Arizona, you tried.

You forget how it happens until you adopt another one. Say goodbye to your shoes, ankles, and top lip if you don’t wake up fast enough. All worth it!

Finally, a day care center for us.

I’m all for Halloween decorations, but I draw the line at skeletons of invertebrates.

What to do???

This ad showed up while I was browsing. Apparently the home of my dreams doesn’t come with a driveway.

Don’t choose the red kids bath paint

bruh

gym was actual torture

A perfect world they could do both

My wife is getting ready to cook us dinner

Just like when somebody says they're going to go after my repost Lol thanks!!

Found this gem on the back of an RV in Florida.

Personally I would probably do it

I had a dream last night, and I got this idea for a funny photoshop...so here’s Woolly Nelson

:-/

All good back here?

Holy Roman and actually an Empire

I've been single for so long that if something close to this ever happen to me... i'd be very skeptical

At least it’s something I guess

Saw this car parked next to mine, my wife couldn’t figure out why I thought it was funny

Your package sir!

Functional fashion

gg wp

Spotted in someone’s front yard...

Never know where I will find her

We have long talks!

You will?

Man...

The Denver Broncos have the entire town of ‘South Park’ in the stands for today’s NFL game.

Opportunity of a lifetime

The town motto of Gettysburg, SD.

Hold up..

He also didn't become president

HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA LOOKING TO GET LAID!

Link post Zelda is sad

Never Ending Story

My cat had a cyst removed and came home in a wife beater

Commence operation T00T)-(PUB3R T

Preparing for the second lockdown

Baby

Lost a good friend today

The kids face on the cat is what kills me

They finally renamed the buttons on zoom

good move

*hits blunt* nice

Banter

who you Rather?

pan

The memories hit hard with this one... Such a great time

Americans will use anything except the metrics system as a unit of measure.

3 of Swords

The absolute Chad

yes

Old FIFA tracks are dope tho

Shoutout to Tony

Il est pas frais mon poisson?

Best picture I had in years. What do you think?

Helth.

Giant meteor for 2020!

AW YIS

True love

I knew it. The Decepticons are among us.

Tru

My cat loves bags, but never expects me to pick them up

Yeah I post "memes".

The only picture i have of me and my dog

I couldn’t be at my best friend’s wedding, but he still included me

Kate Winslet eat your heart out

God I would give anything to have my 2019 problems back

The actual gun used by the Joker to shoot Batman’s plane in the 1989 movie!

Ah yes, very practical.

The joys of owning a cat

The kids menu at a local restaurant

Perfect tattoo doesn’t exi-

Shake the bowl

Made a wine cooler

local plumbers have a sense of humor

I wasn't going down this path but maybe I will now...

In a Jam

The cycle of money

You just can’t say No

When my father said, "We're going to the toy store"

This is how I’m pronouncing Tesla from now on

If the Tour de France took place in Portland

I know sometimes it's probably never half of everything.

hehe

Seen in my neighborhood. Honk!

We belive u❤️

Shut up Janice

Seen at the local lawyers' office

Nutella baby...yum yum

Expressed desired spice level. Their response, Make him regret being born!

Top 10 anime betrayals

Those smart mother fackers!

Ctrl+P

Delicious

My garage Nintendo wall. Figures hand painted on MDO.

Oh..... Ohhhh