Literally hanging on by a thread

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now introducing for 2020....

Can a better match be found? This just won the game!

:^)

Kinda old but still gets me every time

Thanks, jerks

That's exactly what someone secretly raising dinosaurs would say!

Little Shop of 2020

French were very bravy brave hurr durr.

Thank you China, very cool!

Please! Anyone?

Good girl

What a nice view

Steve has 1000 carrots and needs to...

The Beezchurger.

Clothes, boots...

Ay, we gon' save that money

new to this sub. found this in my eye doctors office.

Harry Potter and the mystery of the public transport

The perfect lingerie doesn’t ex....

Same

True.

Two-faced

Somebody just moved from the city

FLEXING on the rest of the world rn

God I hope so

Corporate got no chill!

I believe in you man!

I love living in a small town sometimes. This was posted on our community page this morning.

Boss cat

dam he has a bright future

Whenever you try to login...

I am the creator of the ButtPug.

NOOOOO LOL

it do be like that

Special treatment for ***s

The frustration of 2020

It is Friday, my co-conspirators

Only takes a chair, vidya and a 1000.000$ view.

The Vegan Vampire

We need gifts please!

#cumforclowns

These cosplayers I saw last year

My cat tries so hard, but it's always so difficult to figure out what he wants.

Is best debate

Turtle dom

Saw this yard sign today in PA. I need one!

The internet is growing up

Delayed Trippin

Got frustrated with old folks in my alumni group whining about the removal of the school's racist mascot, so I made a new mascot

Hmmmmmmmm

it's a dance party

Hollywood is playing with us

Hmmmmmmmm

One day...

The bird's pissed :/

Spooky!!

:-/

Virtual high school vs elementary

Lockdown compliments from my wife #1

Bee gees

Everyone wants a shovel bow

I’ll take 4 years

People ask me why I love world of gumball

That’s why they take only side photos of Eagles

TERRIFYING wisdom can come from the most UNLIKELY source

Happened to me many of times

A kind reminder regarding what YouTube is really about.

Place your bets

How dare the public let this happen to this man

Don’t j*rk off on the dolphin

A few years ago, I made my wife and my mom similar mother's day gifts

Shit! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Doesn't even matter if it sticks, he got his due either way

I’d say this was a fair warning

Tourism disappointment.

big brain time

Apex pickle

Gordon’s alphabet

Spooktober contribution.

how to

I also have love for my fellow brother

Buddy Gator - Halloween Costume

Monica.

Ok!! May be he's got a point!!!

This one cheers me up no matter what

He found his lost sleeves

Apparently this wasn't aww material

the only people we'll send to gulags are the tankies

Wait, how many vaginas am I suppose to have?

waited all year to post this

I asked my kid to vacuum seal & label the hamburger....

!!!!!

HRAAAAGH

Let's start searching boys

'Tis the season to get spoopy

The Last Hairbender

Prior to renovation, a client asked me to fill a hole we made after inspecting the foundation so nobody would fall in it.

I found this on my drive home today

Potato quality, but still funny - on the whole