A few years ago, I made my wife and my mom similar mother's day gifts

Shit! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Doesn't even matter if it sticks, he got his due either way

I’d say this was a fair warning

Tourism disappointment.

big brain time

Apex pickle

Gordon’s alphabet

Spooktober contribution.

how to

I also have love for my fellow brother

Buddy Gator - Halloween Costume

Monica.

Ok!! May be he's got a point!!!

This one cheers me up no matter what

He found his lost sleeves

Apparently this wasn't aww material

the only people we'll send to gulags are the tankies

Wait, how many vaginas am I suppose to have?

waited all year to post this

I asked my kid to vacuum seal & label the hamburger....

!!!!!

HRAAAAGH

Let's start searching boys

'Tis the season to get spoopy

The Last Hairbender

Prior to renovation, a client asked me to fill a hole we made after inspecting the foundation so nobody would fall in it.

I found this on my drive home today

Potato quality, but still funny - on the whole

Mood

Who else likes running as administrator?

... just give it to me

Big brain time.

It is accurate to reality

Stole those glasses in year 2150.

Dance the sad away.

Both chins

touché oui oui touché

Timeouts just got real

Fake news

I can't tell if this strawberry is seducing me or eating its young.

A shorter script for Tech Support

not good

250,000 years ago Homo sapiens arrive on earth

Own it

My 65 year old mother left this for my 37 year old brother. I chuckled.

Who needs this piggy bank?

You will learn the taste of my shoe, dog

Skeleton joke! I think I'm doing this right.

gigachad

Yes please

Fresh every morning

Might as well enjoy it.

Dang, Becky has no chill.

evil

>:)

How??

I can't wait!

basically

Easier to explain ngl

How to get southerners to mask up

In case you were questioning the spice level..

jumping through hoops smh

You get three tries!

Do you wanna build a snowman?

SIMP!

Saw this at the Halloween store thought it would be a good time to post

Love

Mr racist man be like.

Doegle or Eog

You have been judged

The business card of a plastic surgeon.

UWU

Baby number two on the way....

Im not horny, you're horny!

It is

Hola

Bored? Why not fill your dog with helium?

Jealous girlfriend aftermath

Best way to make your doggo focus on the camera for a good photo.

Are my standards too low or nah?

God damnit

Shamelessly rewritten to fit the times

Wait is this based on a true story?

Hmmmmm

I still don't

Beautiful!

The biggest mood...

Some of you guys CLOWNING.

Well hello there October

well well ok

Thick

It's important to have layers to your pranks.

Caught an Easter Egg in the new South Park before it even started...

Learn from the spirit of Lei Feng.

Me when I log on this site.

A different way to use a riot gear

owie

Balkans K9 unit training

Run!