I can't tell if this strawberry is seducing me or eating its young.

A shorter script for Tech Support

not good

250,000 years ago Homo sapiens arrive on earth

Own it

My 65 year old mother left this for my 37 year old brother. I chuckled.

Who needs this piggy bank?

You will learn the taste of my shoe, dog

Skeleton joke! I think I'm doing this right.

gigachad

Yes please

Fresh every morning

Might as well enjoy it.

Dang, Becky has no chill.

evil

>:)

How??

I can't wait!

basically

Easier to explain ngl

How to get southerners to mask up

In case you were questioning the spice level..

jumping through hoops smh

You get three tries!

Do you wanna build a snowman?

SIMP!

Saw this at the Halloween store thought it would be a good time to post

Love

Mr racist man be like.

Doegle or Eog

You have been judged

The business card of a plastic surgeon.

UWU

Baby number two on the way....

Im not horny, you're horny!

It is

Hola

Bored? Why not fill your dog with helium?

Jealous girlfriend aftermath

Best way to make your doggo focus on the camera for a good photo.

Are my standards too low or nah?

God damnit

Shamelessly rewritten to fit the times

Wait is this based on a true story?

Hmmmmm

I still don't

Beautiful!

The biggest mood...

Some of you guys CLOWNING.

Well hello there October

well well ok

Thick

It's important to have layers to your pranks.

Caught an Easter Egg in the new South Park before it even started...

Learn from the spirit of Lei Feng.

Me when I log on this site.

A different way to use a riot gear

owie

Balkans K9 unit training

Run!

Meredith has a point

UR 1ST 15 SCREAMS R FREE

have yall heard of Mama Jo Jo brehs

Dont ever trust it

Helf

Found this gem at work

title

See you next time

Same, except I hide my wood in your mom.

Good boy imposter

brehxactly

Good wholesome reading for the entire family. Thanks, Archie!

time out

This epic Bob Ross chia pet

You can't vote Anarchy, dumbass

Dying children.

Where’s Groot?

yes

Anyone else get that familiar feeling?

I put googly eyes on my VR glasses and let my grandparents try them out

Man..

Walken be talkin fax

Hulk has to hide his real weapon.

I heard there was a debate.

My mom puts up cards at her job and sent me this.

Eheh American dream goes brrrr

2021 is waiting

Recalculating thoughts....

The alternative is trusting someone who calls himself "The Map"

The local gas station brighten up my day with a good chuckle this morning

I knew I’d seen it somewhere

Well well well, a mug from University of North Texas

mate :(

Pants optional either way.

hopes & dreams = gone

Sad mood

He looks fine

Ball's blue

On It

Anxiety time