The business card of a plastic surgeon.

UWU

Baby number two on the way....

Im not horny, you're horny!

It is

Hola

Bored? Why not fill your dog with helium?

Jealous girlfriend aftermath

Best way to make your doggo focus on the camera for a good photo.

Are my standards too low or nah?

God damnit

Shamelessly rewritten to fit the times

Wait is this based on a true story?

Hmmmmm

I still don't

Beautiful!

The biggest mood...

Some of you guys CLOWNING.

Well hello there October

well well ok

Thick

It's important to have layers to your pranks.

Caught an Easter Egg in the new South Park before it even started...

Learn from the spirit of Lei Feng.

Me when I log on this site.

A different way to use a riot gear

owie

Balkans K9 unit training

Run!

Meredith has a point

UR 1ST 15 SCREAMS R FREE

have yall heard of Mama Jo Jo brehs

Dont ever trust it

Helf

Found this gem at work

title

See you next time

Same, except I hide my wood in your mom.

Good boy imposter

brehxactly

Good wholesome reading for the entire family. Thanks, Archie!

time out

This epic Bob Ross chia pet

You can't vote Anarchy, dumbass

Dying children.

Where’s Groot?

yes

Anyone else get that familiar feeling?

I put googly eyes on my VR glasses and let my grandparents try them out

Man..

Walken be talkin fax

Hulk has to hide his real weapon.

I heard there was a debate.

My mom puts up cards at her job and sent me this.

Eheh American dream goes brrrr

2021 is waiting

Recalculating thoughts....

The alternative is trusting someone who calls himself "The Map"

The local gas station brighten up my day with a good chuckle this morning

I knew I’d seen it somewhere

Well well well, a mug from University of North Texas

mate :(

Pants optional either way.

hopes & dreams = gone

Sad mood

He looks fine

Ball's blue

On It

Anxiety time

This movie had a car pope Was ther a car jesus? How do you hang a car on a cross?

Found at a local burgershack

Ah yes, very descriptive.

Kill that psychopath

Drawer.

You're not allowed to fail

Yepp

Future crime shows

Had me for the briefest of moments

Remember to turn off.

Oh god...

*starts watching Samora’s tape*

No hoedowns, hootenannies, or jamborees

Sus

Looks like he is still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park....

Space snakes are invading us

Dr dre

fly

This mad lad actually did it

"You ungrateful son of a b****." - Cat

Why does a grocery store have to call me out like this

My little brothers got mad at me and changed my wall paper

Do i need a new spirit animal?

My 14yo son drew this comic on his whiteboard. I think there's a message in there for me.

Rubbed you so well, you granted me three wishes, remember?

The Milky Way viewed from Mars

Member the pre-Covid days?

turning ottomans shishkebabs

Always cracks me up. Thanks Beaver County Pennsylvania!

good boi

They were evil all along.