My stupid dicknose mask also doubles as an awkward belt buckle!

okay so i’m going on a date.. first time meeting him and we’re going in my car... should i leave Gregory home or put him in the back seat??

lmao imagine watching porn that has guys in it brehs

Not the hero we need

Up for some candy?

Choose your weapon!

Find someone that looks at you the way this kitty looks at this pizza

I'm doing a costume a day for the month of October. Today is Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights

Right Light

When the chancla is on the other foot...

I’ll take four...

breh

Cheap feather duster at Goodwill.

Please leave Jabba The Toad alone

I love to bake and I have an angry streak, so my friend sent me this shirt.

Have you ever had that feeling of being out of place?

Ah yes, commie blood

True.

One of my friends has a parrot and he sent me this at like 3 am

Leo vs Leo

Old people soup

Well he’s got a point.

Hopefully you get a laugh out of this

Son?

Fish life

Best bowling ad ever

Repeat offenders go to Brazil (which is also real)

What is lumbar support?

La la la Bat....Buddha?

Objection, Apes are not monkes

LinkedIn Influencers

She’s going to blow

We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?

Oopsie :3

a small price to pay for some positive news

the predator becomes the prey

The more you look, the more you discover

Mixed messages

Halloween 2020

151441

I got COVID this year. This is the controller my mom made me for my birthday

Jehovah’s witnesses on Halloween

Don’t spook them, they might charge.

Everyone has that friend

Hamster stuck inside a paper roll

YOU CAN'T DO THAT MY LORD

Trying to look at new messages in the middle of the night but opens front camera

Stickler of Rules!

Say "Hi" to Kronos for me

damn right breh YOU give it meaning

Same!!

Good man

Too awkward to ask

I was hoping to win most redundant, but this will have to do.

Nobody can beat the Mother Nature.

Covid

:-)

I was bored at the end of a tour so I took my luggage to the skatepark.

hmm

Uh yeah sure.

If 2020 was super heroes...

Benadryl

Foot fetish demon comes to take some pics.

Forget Princes Di, Freddy used to suck off AIDS-patients.

A superhero I can relate to

My only regret is that I'll never be as sexually confusing as the real HIM from Powerpuff Girls.

Things went from 0 to 100 real quick

Get a MUSH-ROOM

Game review

Thoughtful Airb&b host

I will think about this for the next few days

Fruit Loops filter on Snapchat

Literally hanging on by a thread

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now introducing for 2020....

Can a better match be found? This just won the game!

:^)

Kinda old but still gets me every time

Thanks, jerks

That's exactly what someone secretly raising dinosaurs would say!

Little Shop of 2020

French were very bravy brave hurr durr.

Thank you China, very cool!

Please! Anyone?

Good girl

What a nice view

Steve has 1000 carrots and needs to...

The Beezchurger.

Clothes, boots...

Ay, we gon' save that money

new to this sub. found this in my eye doctors office.

Harry Potter and the mystery of the public transport

The perfect lingerie doesn’t ex....

Same

True.

Two-faced

Somebody just moved from the city

FLEXING on the rest of the world rn

God I hope so

Corporate got no chill!

I believe in you man!