tonight

My husband says my homemade pot pie looks like the book of the dead, he's making jokes about how he ate the necronomicon and isnt sure he said the chant right.... yep

Scrolling through and what do we have here....

Likes > skill

:-(

The original Centrist

Me, so special

Molotov ***tails are the best solutions

Saw this card at a bass pro shops. Happy Birthday?

See, even Dr.Seuss knows - wear your mask!

Nice pp

why is my cat sitting like this?

Harry Pjotr and the chamber of gulag

This picture speaks volumes

It's tough Growing up

Where woofs

The Incredible Pasta-Man

My wife held a small funeral for her king after losing her first game of chess.

This face paint on this doctor.

He has morals

Same

The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row

‎‎

For the last time, Son Ozzy is not under your bed.

a paternity test isn’t always necessary.

:'(

I find this very humorous and though i share

That’s a lotta damage....

Always expect the stupid

I simp for the ship

Pest control guy didn't find any mice, but he DID find a weak spot in my attic boards

Protect your ***.

My parents are those people from the math problems

thank you Mr Cashier

hmmmm

hes comin for ya

Good man

being an artist in 2020

wait a minute

You have to be creative to stay in business during a pandemic

this is half correct brehs

An interesting note found on a golf course.

[!]

Got my dog a new costume

Bridesmaid shows up in T-rex costume for her sister’s wedding after the bride told her to wear ‘whatever she wants’.

shhhhh

Out for a fun drive

He sounds like he's on mushrooms

We Ride Together, We Die Together

Me and my buddy

Rugrats with the subliminal dark humour.

accurate

this how brehs do

Happy little energy boosts!

It...it's beautiful

After sex selfies.... are trending again.

My final form!

Beyblade is lit

My brothers and I

Thanks, Gerald mate [OC]

or stepmom

the sacred texts!

I bought a shower cap for my dog, Riker. He still hasn’t forgiven me.

wheres my lunch bailout

*clap clap*

Local sushi bar gets it!

It’s not hand sanitizer it’s...

aarrrrgggghhhh

Maya has gone full seal

You aint lying

brehnergy

Good news and Bad news

The original Shrek book was amazing

Three year old hide-and-seek logic

The 90s was a better time.

Sometimes Ifunny is actually funny. But this is just cute.

How to hide your stash

The Four Stages Of Knowledge

I HOPE IT IS NOT LOOTED YET

My stupid dicknose mask also doubles as an awkward belt buckle!

okay so i’m going on a date.. first time meeting him and we’re going in my car... should i leave Gregory home or put him in the back seat??

lmao imagine watching porn that has guys in it brehs

Not the hero we need

Up for some candy?

Choose your weapon!

Find someone that looks at you the way this kitty looks at this pizza

I'm doing a costume a day for the month of October. Today is Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights

Right Light

When the chancla is on the other foot...

I’ll take four...

breh

Cheap feather duster at Goodwill.

Please leave Jabba The Toad alone

I love to bake and I have an angry streak, so my friend sent me this shirt.

Have you ever had that feeling of being out of place?

Ah yes, commie blood

True.

One of my friends has a parrot and he sent me this at like 3 am

Leo vs Leo

Old people soup