bye bye retards

Furiously tapping the harp.

He said nipple

Dream job

Skinny mermaid go brrrr.

I was sent a meal kit today instead of the 75 pounds of lube I ordered

Have fun!

Seen in a walmart parking lot

When adidas is life

Prevention is better than Cure. Or is it?

woa

The immediate aftermath of Belle’s first bath

This HR form for maternity leave feels like a trap.

As per my last stone carving,

Hate when this happens

Has this been posted before? Shout out to thecooperreview.com for such an accurate email pie chart

Goats are weird...

well good luck!

Eww...

There's always an animal that doesn't understand

This made me laugh. Hope you all have a fantastic day!

It’s no wonder why San Francisco has low auto theft

Turning horror movies into kid friendly movies

Social distancing done properly...

t-that

Some dick cut me off this morning

I don't have the sauce

My dad’s face mask. Anyone remember that classic?

Made it onto Apple Map’s new street view feature. They were kind enough to blur out my dog’s butthole.

O_o

Absolutely. I need to dramatize

Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless.

cook

President Evil

O_O -_- o_o

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Oh dark spirit, reveal yourself..!

It’s always gotta be Florida doing the crazy stuff

Being an artist online

New restaurant opening near my house.

No whammies in 2021!!!!

An abomination

#dog

Name brand vs. store brand

Wear mask everyone

F**cking normie ho

"Maybe I should try humpback..."

mood

There's no real way to disprove that.

dogs are cool

Matthew‬ ‭18:6

Recently diagnosed with Bell’s Palsy...which kinda sucks...but on the bright side, as a Drama teacher, I can be the Comedy AND Tragedy Masks all in one!!

I wish I had friends

My favorite Netflix glitch.

Mr. Wiggles

Airbnb

Hart vs Johnson

Happy Birthday Matt

A vulture escaped from a zoo in the Netherlands and it was harassing some magpies in Rotterdam

Saving

do you think it is blueberry flavor?

Yeah don't go there

Best way to serve food at a party

Cheat day

juicy

I'll start Monday! Seriously..

Another

floop

Enough forks for everyone without a deadlock...

8 strange things found in this guy's colon, you won't believe number 2

You can pay with midichrypto

You guys ok?

Happy Fall from my Cousin

similar things

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My guy be wearing ps2 graphics

Brake....

Wear a mask :D

Check twice before you go

Time Traveling Duck

Skydiving

Found this laser engraved in our wood shop

Hortah

Dark souls

Uh...life finds a way...

There is a imposter among us

Cheese + dog = deRp

Jesus Christ would you look at the time!!

25 cent storage idea from Aldi’s

crack down the window if you sleep in a car breh or keep the circulation going

Stone Paper Scissors

Star Wars

Gotta be!

Clever trick got my business.

Clippy's Revenge

Well, they aren’t wrong...

seriously mom, close some of them!

>Not even trying to smuggle in Mantis

This season is wild

Cool *and* scary!