This is an angel
Sitting on the bus and noticing the seats look like sad penises.
I don't get these motivational quotes sometimes
It is Taco Tuesday
:'(
My first Halloween as a homeowner and I got a little carried away with the decorating!
Vaccinate.
Only two moods
This kid is a legend
New Apple car
I hate ubisoft
One of our patients had an allergic reaction
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
artwork
O-o
Target destroyed
The school should pay me to skip class
a dark knight
S O Y
F*uck you Greg!!
fat rabbit lol
True or nah ?
I’ve found the answer to all our problems.
10/10 would eat here
It's only Monday
Hmmmmm
Sneaked calculator to this test.. i better pass it
To the batmobile!!
The reality of the song Grenade by Bruno Mars
True.
This is the first time I’ve seen this type of Halloween decoration
Keep looking!
Don’t think IT’s going to be coming back from that
Sad Mario Monday
BadAss Billy
BEGONE
I want you to draw me like one of your french robots.
Chill
Kathleen gets around...
Don’t know if this is a repost!
Real shame
My cousin's response to how college is going. She majors in marine biology.
Ooh he's a big one!
of course they are
So me and my friend are arguing over how many sandwiches his would be considered i say 1
Bedtime Story
Coward
I laughed actually...
There really is no way to know...
I bet
Romantic Elk
Even OGs prefer 2D
Wait
You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
I failed
horsepower
He tried
can any brehientist confirm if this will work
my whole life was lie
Anybody want some cookies? I made them myself...
it shall be brehplaced by a librehtarian uthopia led by brehrmin supreme
Classic names
Wow! No wildfires caused
what the cat
I'll take the hearts
Lawd JESUS.
At a Hilton. If I’m looking for a service... doesn’t matter what floor I’m on. It’s somewhere else.
That was easy
Vet's Sign - Free Belly Rubs
Cancel Halloween. This guy won.
The label on my new fitted bed sheet. Slightly afraid of washing it if I shouldn't feed it after midnight.
Starbucks has a secret menu apparently
Wow .d
LOL
Solvang, CA
Kill or be killed
tell them
My little brother is getting a new room. Ill sleep better knowing that whenever he bends down to charge his phone, he’ll be a dummy.
chad med colonizers
Pretty accurate!!!
How to get yourself banned from your church pumpkin carving contest
“What is the funniest loophole you have ever seen?”
PlayStation Doofenshmirtz Or Xbox Series Perry?
Hughie = pasta overcooked in unsalted water
Pumpkins Age Like Meth Heads
I don't understand it mom
With this luck, I should buy a lottery ticket. Every 2 pack in the whole bag was pink
OSHA violation status: SICC
Haven't carved a pumpkin in years. This weekend I carved a cat butt.
Wow, that is hard
These are actually pretty good
My band directors hands free hand sanitizer dispenser
Stop asking
bigsad
Its been a rough week for Prof Wilson
I've got you brother <3
After weeks of mindless self-indulgence, his lifestyle caught up with him.
The day Pythagoras died...
Lies, deception
Never Swallow it Kids