I'll take the hearts

Lawd JESUS.

At a Hilton. If I’m looking for a service... doesn’t matter what floor I’m on. It’s somewhere else.

That was easy

Vet's Sign - Free Belly Rubs

Cancel Halloween. This guy won.

The label on my new fitted bed sheet. Slightly afraid of washing it if I shouldn't feed it after midnight.

Starbucks has a secret menu apparently

Wow .d

LOL

Solvang, CA

Kill or be killed

tell them

My little brother is getting a new room. Ill sleep better knowing that whenever he bends down to charge his phone, he’ll be a dummy.

chad med colonizers

Pretty accurate!!!

How to get yourself banned from your church pumpkin carving contest

“What is the funniest loophole you have ever seen?”

PlayStation Doofenshmirtz Or Xbox Series Perry?

Hughie = pasta overcooked in unsalted water

Pumpkins Age Like Meth Heads

I don't understand it mom

With this luck, I should buy a lottery ticket. Every 2 pack in the whole bag was pink

OSHA violation status: SICC

Haven't carved a pumpkin in years. This weekend I carved a cat butt.

Wow, that is hard

These are actually pretty good

My band directors hands free hand sanitizer dispenser

Stop asking

bigsad

Its been a rough week for Prof Wilson

I've got you brother <3

After weeks of mindless self-indulgence, his lifestyle caught up with him.

The day Pythagoras died...

Lies, deception

Never Swallow it Kids

First spooky story of The Hugelol Spooktober Chronicles: Tom's Night of Terror!

Just wanted to share this picture of an empty field with you

Neigh neighed :}

Hullo! Hullo! We are the Billy Boys!

Sick moves FrankyBoy

this is confusion

hmmm

The scariest one in the series

Cum++? o_o

My favorite part about fall is all the different colored Leafs.

Why can't we have Halloween songs?

sowwy

pronouns are important

Found this an a cafe

Everytime I tell people I'm from africa this is what they think.

Hunting dog for sale

This guy is genius.

Across from my daughters house on the N side of Chicago.

feelssadman

Henry would be proud

PERKELE

This is not bait

The future is now

Spooky Spooktober everyone! Stay tuned for horror stories starring your favorite memelords

ɹ∀XIԀ

Funny...

All I want for Christmas is silence

The Holy Crusades for the Land of Men

I'm just going to shave it off

Pandemic*

Class traitor

I felt like maybe my cartoon could use a little something extra this year. Happy Halloween!

E.T. Goes Home

My new project

I wonder what they deliver...

I bring you booties

We can rest now

unexpected gesture

“I see no god up here. Other than me!”

Damn. Funny & true.

I gave good boy a stick.

HE’S CHARGING UP FOR HIS SPECIAL ATTACK

I'm free!

I'm not impressed lol

:'( please no

Friend: So have you picked up any hobby’s since covid?

mmmm musky

Always pay your respects before the report

Just hit this legendary milestone.

Someone forgot to drink coffee this morning

Succing is gai, I only sipp

Dad sent me this picture in a text saying, “I think I know why we had such a great carrot crop this year.”

Saw this Bar sign on the way to a state park

Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.

Shitty threat.

Ploice

There was only one

Doom-o-matic 5000

Actor for Sid from Iceage.

Advertising like this sold over 50 pies in two weeks

“Gentlemen . It has been a privilege playing with you tonight.”

Bawk bawk b-gawk!

Found this sign at a restaurant today, though it was worth sharing

Brutal! .....oops