Karma is an illusion. Life is a lie. !Gamble all
My favorite part about fall is all the different colored Leafs.
Why can't we have Halloween songs?
pronouns are important
Found this an a cafe
Everytime I tell people I'm from africa this is what they think.
Hunting dog for sale
This guy is genius.
Across from my daughters house on the N side of Chicago.
Henry would be proud
This is not bait
The future is now
Spooky Spooktober everyone! Stay tuned for horror stories starring your favorite memelords
All I want for Christmas is silence
The Holy Crusades for the Land of Men
I'm just going to shave it off
I felt like maybe my cartoon could use a little something extra this year. Happy Halloween!
E.T. Goes Home
My new project
I wonder what they deliver...
I bring you booties
We can rest now
“I see no god up here. Other than me!”
Damn. Funny & true.
I gave good boy a stick.
HE’S CHARGING UP FOR HIS SPECIAL ATTACK
I'm not impressed lol
:'( please no
Friend: So have you picked up any hobby’s since covid?
Always pay your respects before the report
Just hit this legendary milestone.
Someone forgot to drink coffee this morning
Succing is gai, I only sipp
Dad sent me this picture in a text saying, “I think I know why we had such a great carrot crop this year.”
Saw this Bar sign on the way to a state park
Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.
There was only one
Actor for Sid from Iceage.
Advertising like this sold over 50 pies in two weeks
“Gentlemen . It has been a privilege playing with you tonight.”
Bawk bawk b-gawk!
Found this sign at a restaurant today, though it was worth sharing
My grandma and the wall she drove her car through.
My girlfriend made this just for you
My wife doesn't understand why I'm afraid of her "little baby".
Two four six eight, how do you multiplicate?
There is no rabbit hole
Perfect fit - put a charger in there!
Dad, would you PLEASE stop messing with the sign...
Turkish Ice Cream
I know what I'm going to do today
Hands up fellas
Even with the distraught state of her and her son/daughter, she gave it a 2 star.
It makes a compelling argument
Move along, this does not concern you.
My nephews just got their Halloween costumes
Title is too short.
And that kids, is why unicorns do not exist.
So bad WiFi
Yo Mama so fat, she needs two lanes
Sorry boss i didnt want to be late but a person on the bridge...
Great minds think alike?
The dogs face
Don’t skip leg day
That is a good point
Be careful out there boys
Who's on the door? Aligadoor!
My microwave doesn't say 'Cook Time'