My wife doesn't understand why I'm afraid of her "little baby".
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Two four six eight, how do you multiplicate?
There is no rabbit hole
Perfect fit - put a charger in there!
Dad, would you PLEASE stop messing with the sign...
Turkish Ice Cream
I know what I'm going to do today
Hands up fellas
Even with the distraught state of her and her son/daughter, she gave it a 2 star.
It makes a compelling argument
Move along, this does not concern you.
My nephews just got their Halloween costumes
Title is too short.
And that kids, is why unicorns do not exist.
So bad WiFi
Yo Mama so fat, she needs two lanes
Sorry boss i didnt want to be late but a person on the bridge...
Great minds think alike?
The dogs face
Don’t skip leg day
That is a good point
Be careful out there boys
Who's on the door? Aligadoor!
My microwave doesn't say 'Cook Time'
did you know this brehs
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the buttkin
Shout out to Dwight Schrute
Listen to your kids
Found this gem at my local Target
This totally explains it!
Great shot kid.
Thought you might like this idea.
Made this out of my brother's carving
My daughter Pablo Escobaring a tv show
My nieces and nephew’s Tiger king Halloween costumes.
Autumns in the air.
Sibling war !!
Can they just make us forget 2020?
See you soon!
Still got style
Dont worry, I wont
I decided to remove his shell to make him go faster. But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.
I'm pretty sure I watched a different movie
that’s a really good costume
Is he ok
We should all have my UberEats driver’s hustle
I work at a cave, and they put me in charge of decorating for Halloween. Probably a mistake on their part.
Oh I get it..
Public bathrooms be like
Everyone liked that.
"Mommy, the hummingbirds look funny...."
Looking at our bank account this month...
What are you doing stepteacher?
Americans will measure in anything but the metric system
Am I high or does this look like a slug alien thing?
As usual no lefties...
Always wear your reading glasses when following a recipe.
It's sometimes hard to lose traditions.
I'm gonna need to see some terms before I sign up to 2021...
Where's the money shithead?
I know they're about to have a wild night
Not fat enough.
Unicorns Believe in You
I'm Bob the builder, not Bob the remembers-your-birthday.
Bird knew exactly what it was doing
The late 90s were the best.
I wonder how long it will take him to notice?
What a dummy
modern love story
The face of hesitation on this doggo