I am the Cum God.
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Am I high or does this look like a slug alien thing?
As usual no lefties...
Always wear your reading glasses when following a recipe.
It's sometimes hard to lose traditions.
I'm gonna need to see some terms before I sign up to 2021...
Where's the money shithead?
I know they're about to have a wild night
Not fat enough.
Unicorns Believe in You
I'm Bob the builder, not Bob the remembers-your-birthday.
Bird knew exactly what it was doing
The late 90s were the best.
I wonder how long it will take him to notice?
What a dummy
modern love story
The face of hesitation on this doggo
Stretching is contagious
Saw this on my walk a few weeks back. 2020 is starting to make more sense.
They really do want all our information nowadays.
Don’t let it flop I spent so much time making this
I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks
Things I see on the road working...
5 easy steps
New Road Trip CD
please hand me some unsee juice
Mystery behind evil spirits
Why does my pie hate broccoli so much??
No talking to Chonks. Am angry.
Always been a stickler for the rules
just cause gameplay
Strike a pose
Was looking for gigs on Craigslist and found this gem.
“How to talk to your dog about the fall of Berlin’s wall, USSR, and Yugoslavia”
Jack what's going on
GOING FUСKING GREEEAT
My only regret is that my skin will never look as hotdog-ish as the real Hulk Hogan
Cat: "Alright, get your jokes out of the way. I know what you're thinking"
Well for crap's sake.
"2020 has been a hard year on all of us"
Apples Up On Top
nicholas cage found the store homer shopped in
Seen yesterday outside of an appliance store
In order to leave 2020 you must run through this blindfolded after doing the dizzy bat thing.
Bringing all the boys to the yard
A real shame
Ah good old days.
Can't blame the man
*Cries in Corner*
Clean it up boy!!!
My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.
See you ;)
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God creating pigs
Thank you Greta!
Sounds kind of awesome
A Fulfilling Relationship
Made me laugh
I guess Geico really does have his back!
I tell ya hwat
Doing my part
Well that's that sorted out ...
A Fun Fact About Flamingos
bye bye retards
Furiously tapping the harp.
He said nipple
Skinny mermaid go brrrr.
I was sent a meal kit today instead of the 75 pounds of lube I ordered
Seen in a walmart parking lot
When adidas is life
Prevention is better than Cure. Or is it?