Was looking for gigs on Craigslist and found this gem.
“How to talk to your dog about the fall of Berlin’s wall, USSR, and Yugoslavia”
Jack what's going on
GOING FUСKING GREEEAT
My only regret is that my skin will never look as hotdog-ish as the real Hulk Hogan
Cat: "Alright, get your jokes out of the way. I know what you're thinking"
Well for crap's sake.
"2020 has been a hard year on all of us"
Apples Up On Top
nicholas cage found the store homer shopped in
Seen yesterday outside of an appliance store
In order to leave 2020 you must run through this blindfolded after doing the dizzy bat thing.
Bringing all the boys to the yard
A real shame
Ah good old days.
Can't blame the man
*Cries in Corner*
Clean it up boy!!!
My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.
See you ;)
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God creating pigs
Thank you Greta!
Sounds kind of awesome
A Fulfilling Relationship
Made me laugh
I guess Geico really does have his back!
I tell ya hwat
Doing my part
Well that's that sorted out ...
A Fun Fact About Flamingos
bye bye retards
Furiously tapping the harp.
He said nipple
Skinny mermaid go brrrr.
I was sent a meal kit today instead of the 75 pounds of lube I ordered
Seen in a walmart parking lot
When adidas is life
Prevention is better than Cure. Or is it?
The immediate aftermath of Belle’s first bath
This HR form for maternity leave feels like a trap.
As per my last stone carving,
Hate when this happens
Has this been posted before? Shout out to thecooperreview.com for such an accurate email pie chart
Goats are weird...
well good luck!
There's always an animal that doesn't understand
This made me laugh. Hope you all have a fantastic day!
It’s no wonder why San Francisco has low auto theft
Turning horror movies into kid friendly movies
Social distancing done properly...
Some dick cut me off this morning
I don't have the sauce
My dad’s face mask. Anyone remember that classic?
Made it onto Apple Map’s new street view feature. They were kind enough to blur out my dog’s butthole.
Absolutely. I need to dramatize
Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless.
O_O -_- o_o
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Oh dark spirit, reveal yourself..!
It’s always gotta be Florida doing the crazy stuff
Being an artist online
New restaurant opening near my house.
No whammies in 2021!!!!
Name brand vs. store brand
Wear mask everyone
F**cking normie ho
"Maybe I should try humpback..."
There's no real way to disprove that.
dogs are cool
Recently diagnosed with Bell’s Palsy...which kinda sucks...but on the bright side, as a Drama teacher, I can be the Comedy AND Tragedy Masks all in one!!
I wish I had friends