Was looking for gigs on Craigslist and found this gem.

“How to talk to your dog about the fall of Berlin’s wall, USSR, and Yugoslavia”

Jack what's going on

GOING FUСKING GREEEAT

My only regret is that my skin will never look as hotdog-ish as the real Hulk Hogan

Cat: "Alright, get your jokes out of the way. I know what you're thinking"

Well for crap's sake.

"2020 has been a hard year on all of us"

Apples Up On Top

nicholas cage found the store homer shopped in

Seen yesterday outside of an appliance store

Goodbye, memers

In order to leave 2020 you must run through this blindfolded after doing the dizzy bat thing.

oh no!

wigs

Assassin

Try it

Bringing all the boys to the yard

A real shame

Ah good old days.

Can't blame the man

*Cries in Corner*

Dad jokes!

Doggy Style

Partyboob

Yes please!!!

Clean it up boy!!!

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.

See you ;)

Today's Lesson

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God creating pigs

Actually lol’d

Thank you Greta!

breh facts

Weeeeeeee!

Sounds kind of awesome

oh no

A Fulfilling Relationship

Class Treat

Made me laugh

King!

I guess Geico really does have his back!

I tell ya hwat

Doing my part

Well that's that sorted out ...

A Fun Fact About Flamingos

bye bye retards

Furiously tapping the harp.

He said nipple

Dream job

Skinny mermaid go brrrr.

I was sent a meal kit today instead of the 75 pounds of lube I ordered

Have fun!

Seen in a walmart parking lot

When adidas is life

Prevention is better than Cure. Or is it?

woa

The immediate aftermath of Belle’s first bath

This HR form for maternity leave feels like a trap.

As per my last stone carving,

Hate when this happens

Has this been posted before? Shout out to thecooperreview.com for such an accurate email pie chart

Goats are weird...

well good luck!

Eww...

There's always an animal that doesn't understand

This made me laugh. Hope you all have a fantastic day!

It’s no wonder why San Francisco has low auto theft

Turning horror movies into kid friendly movies

Social distancing done properly...

t-that

Some dick cut me off this morning

I don't have the sauce

My dad’s face mask. Anyone remember that classic?

Made it onto Apple Map’s new street view feature. They were kind enough to blur out my dog’s butthole.

O_o

Absolutely. I need to dramatize

Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless.

cook

President Evil

O_O -_- o_o

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Oh dark spirit, reveal yourself..!

It’s always gotta be Florida doing the crazy stuff

Being an artist online

New restaurant opening near my house.

No whammies in 2021!!!!

An abomination

#dog

Name brand vs. store brand

Wear mask everyone

F**cking normie ho

"Maybe I should try humpback..."

mood

There's no real way to disprove that.

dogs are cool

Matthew‬ ‭18:6

Recently diagnosed with Bell’s Palsy...which kinda sucks...but on the bright side, as a Drama teacher, I can be the Comedy AND Tragedy Masks all in one!!

I wish I had friends