We should all have my UberEats driver’s hustle

I work at a cave, and they put me in charge of decorating for Halloween. Probably a mistake on their part.

Oh I get it..

Public bathrooms be like

Everyone liked that.

"Mommy, the hummingbirds look funny...."

Looking at our bank account this month...

What are you doing stepteacher?

Americans will measure in anything but the metric system

thx sony

Ur Mom

Am I high or does this look like a slug alien thing?

Same

As usual no lefties...

Always wear your reading glasses when following a recipe.

PTSD

It's sometimes hard to lose traditions.

I'm gonna need to see some terms before I sign up to 2021...

Where's the money shithead?

I know they're about to have a wild night

Not fat enough.

Unicorns Believe in You

I'm Bob the builder, not Bob the remembers-your-birthday.

They suck

Fancy ***

Bird knew exactly what it was doing

The late 90s were the best.

I wonder how long it will take him to notice?

What a dummy

cyb

modern love story

The face of hesitation on this doggo

Necromancy

How uwu

Stretching is contagious

Saw this on my walk a few weeks back. 2020 is starting to make more sense.

They really do want all our information nowadays.

Don’t let it flop I spent so much time making this

I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks

Things I see on the road working...

5 easy steps

Cuz dogs

New Road Trip CD

please hand me some unsee juice

Mystery behind evil spirits

o.o

Why does my pie hate broccoli so much??

byebye

No talking to Chonks. Am angry.

Happy Hannukah!

Always been a stickler for the rules

just cause gameplay

Strike a pose

Was looking for gigs on Craigslist and found this gem.

“How to talk to your dog about the fall of Berlin’s wall, USSR, and Yugoslavia”

Jack what's going on

GOING FUСKING GREEEAT

My only regret is that my skin will never look as hotdog-ish as the real Hulk Hogan

Cat: "Alright, get your jokes out of the way. I know what you're thinking"

Well for crap's sake.

"2020 has been a hard year on all of us"

Apples Up On Top

nicholas cage found the store homer shopped in

Seen yesterday outside of an appliance store

Goodbye, memers

In order to leave 2020 you must run through this blindfolded after doing the dizzy bat thing.

oh no!

wigs

Assassin

Try it

Bringing all the boys to the yard

A real shame

Ah good old days.

Can't blame the man

*Cries in Corner*

Dad jokes!

Doggy Style

Partyboob

Yes please!!!

Clean it up boy!!!

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.

See you ;)

Today's Lesson

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God creating pigs

Actually lol’d

Thank you Greta!

breh facts

Weeeeeeee!

Sounds kind of awesome

oh no

A Fulfilling Relationship

Class Treat

Made me laugh

King!

I guess Geico really does have his back!

I tell ya hwat

Doing my part

Well that's that sorted out ...

A Fun Fact About Flamingos