I'm not impressed lol

:'( please no

Friend: So have you picked up any hobby’s since covid?

mmmm musky

Always pay your respects before the report

Just hit this legendary milestone.

Someone forgot to drink coffee this morning

Succing is gai, I only sipp

Dad sent me this picture in a text saying, “I think I know why we had such a great carrot crop this year.”

Saw this Bar sign on the way to a state park

Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.

Shitty threat.

Ploice

There was only one

Doom-o-matic 5000

Actor for Sid from Iceage.

Advertising like this sold over 50 pies in two weeks

“Gentlemen . It has been a privilege playing with you tonight.”

Bawk bawk b-gawk!

Found this sign at a restaurant today, though it was worth sharing

Brutal! .....oops

Corporate Values

My grandma and the wall she drove her car through.

My girlfriend made this just for you

brehn'jour

My wife doesn't understand why I'm afraid of her "little baby".

Two four six eight, how do you multiplicate?

protect us

... why

Happy Neighbours

There is no rabbit hole

Perfect fit - put a charger in there!

Dad, would you PLEASE stop messing with the sign...

Turkish Ice Cream

Easy exercises

I know what I'm going to do today

Whiskey Cat

Hands up fellas

Title

Even with the distraught state of her and her son/daughter, she gave it a 2 star.

Among U.S.

Birthday treat

It makes a compelling argument

oo0000

Move along, this does not concern you.

2020 scorpions

My nephews just got their Halloween costumes

Title is too short.

And that kids, is why unicorns do not exist.

So bad WiFi

Yo Mama so fat, she needs two lanes

Makes sense

>:)

Sorry boss i didnt want to be late but a person on the bridge...

Great minds think alike?

The dogs face

Don’t skip leg day

brehrvitin

Cop stuff.

That is a good point

Early Worm

Be careful out there boys

Who's on the door? Aligadoor!

My microwave doesn't say 'Cook Time'

NASH!!!

did you know this brehs

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the buttkin

Swordfish

Shout out to Dwight Schrute

Omg

Listen to your kids

Found this gem at my local Target

This totally explains it!

Great shot kid.

Thought you might like this idea.

Made this out of my brother's carving

My daughter Pablo Escobaring a tv show

My nieces and nephew’s Tiger king Halloween costumes.

So loud.

Autumns in the air.

Sibling war !!

Can they just make us forget 2020?

See you soon!

Still got style

Dont worry, I wont

Where's Lionel?

I decided to remove his shell to make him go faster. But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.

I'm pretty sure I watched a different movie

*TING*

that’s a really good costume

Every husband

Visible confusion..

Is he ok

We should all have my UberEats driver’s hustle

I work at a cave, and they put me in charge of decorating for Halloween. Probably a mistake on their part.

Oh I get it..

Public bathrooms be like

Everyone liked that.

"Mommy, the hummingbirds look funny...."

Looking at our bank account this month...