Karma is an illusion. Life is a lie. !Gamble all
Is it a face warmer or a face hugger? Regardless, I kind of want one.
I submitted a picture of me and my dog for our humane society’s pet portrait fundraiser, thinking I’d get a sweet drawing from an elementary school student. I got this.
Ok let’s play this game
Sent this last night with no other context. Received a reply: "Make it so!"
AQA do be bullying man utd fans
Sad news for Agatha
My friends D.I.Y costume
A Millenial Proposal IG: @jpdoodling
I think I was bit by the wrong spider
Signage at the Espy Hotel in Melbourne, Aus
Who’s got shotgun?
Jk, I had gender with your sister
The nutcracker my friend inherited from his grandmother
When HR says they can't tell us who has COVID
I'm sure he is a discord admin
How To Wear A Mask
brehsecute them breh
In loving memory of Alfredo L. Toons
My hunting dog is broken, he can only locate farming tools
My auntie found this, thought it was quite good...
Scum and villainy
working out BAAAAD
ORDER THEM NOW
growing some balls i see
thieving a bit of pain
I want some huggggsss, wait
blobbly posting 3
A doctor's credibility
Talking a lot of sh*t
Meanwhile,back in 1999
Props to my local Sonic for making me laugh on my drive home from a stressful day of work.
Carving the turkey
you can't feel pictures they say...
What would've happened if Lego's appeared in Toy Story.
Charizard and the princess
Been there..... Yep
Engaging in the cum crusade
Oof. How far up did they go?!
That may be best
Best place to sleep
Found that in an article in the newspaper
I need this sign in my town
no hope for the faithful
Let the party begin...
He did it
Sharing is caring!
Seems like a good place to go
The good old days of club penguin
Joaquin definitely tried...
guide to the forces
Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV
Title of your post
No need to thank me for just doing my job
Watch out for Chris
I went to Costco today before lunch and ended up bringing home a box of Oreos. I’m super surprised they come so conveniently packaged into single serving sleeves!
That's how it works :P
Baby level up
It's a hybrid.
My local oil changing shop is so basic.
My Burrito Every Time...
Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road
I think lighting McQueen Healy Crocs would win
Percy Long Prong
For only $5,000 this restaurant will piece together what happened if you black out the night before
2020 summed up in 1 photo
Sarcasm over text
This nibba eatin beans!