:))

mmm glowe

No you

I tried this and now I'm banned from the gym

This Audi I saw

Beautiful!

How is this considered outdoor dining?

The perfect man...

"Let me tell you something real quick."

Based on what?

Toilet Paper science

her: "i'm cheating on you" him: *reverse uno card*

I was laughing and then I realised that I was seating like this.

already been posted here before? LOL

Wait, THREE frog eyes?

Fluff makes all the difference.

Life is hard dudes

My wife carved the scariest pumpkin she can think of.

Repent thy sins

B B B

Oh no, i did it again.

New Printer

I'll kill both

Whose idea was it to start making bear pinatas?

C'mon!

destabilize

Brutal....ly honest

big sad

What's the matter smoothskin?

Marvel Earth

Same

Mad Dog

brehtrance

lithium

The reversed wish

Fix'd

Potato, po-tah-to

breh imagine not knowing you are supposed to watch your hands

Too cold... too cold

°-°

Never.

HBO missed a perfect casting

Haha dads are funny

its an older meme but it checks out

The cherised fart

Call me old fashioned

>:)

Hand!!

Not mine but thought it was funny

Live by this!

This is so cruel

Every time

Jerry's Abduction

the fromage

Grandma 2018. Don't know what her secret was, but she made the BEST brownies!

FaNny

Beam me up Scotty too!

*** and ball torture

*Stolen

There are no coincidences

Well, they do have computers to use

Sayeth "what" again

Typical cats

Never enough

Yeah, Jeff

Fiance's absent-minded son left his lunch on the sink just like that and wandered off. I made a slight addition...

Game of keyboards

Abiden

THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE!

Sticker I found in Niagara Falls

Gave my puppy his first bath today. He was not pleased.

To all the tiny vegetables from a few weeks ago. Here is the last on my tomato harvest picked today 10/19/20. Fully ripened.

I work with my sister. She text me “I sent you an urgent scan, please review”.

Only since 2017 though

Customer: “I don’t know why my car has no power”

The great catnip harvest of 2020

Founder of modern thought

This makes me giggle, lots of people hit the bridge in my city with vans and lorries so I posted this haha

Basically what I post now

This afternoon at the pawn shop, a gentleman called the store asking if we took *** rings. I laughed and said no, then 10 min later he came in with this.

Took my biker friend out for a hike

Something to lift your spirits

Quality Parking

*suspicious pigeon noise

Hmm....

Weebs

Sign at a local car repair shop.

I don’t mind smokers, but please don’t throw your Newport 100s on the road

Who the hell wants a girl without a d**k btw lol

it do be like that

Heh spoiler alert

Damn

Bed Monster

dam

Man the myth the legend

Space suit

blood

ADHD

John Oliver visits Danbury sewage plant named in his honor

Mombie