Desperate times need desperate measures.

One of my friends made this. Astute observation :D

This made me chuckle on walk to work this morning

You better call somebody

King!

Can you spot the tree

I can't wait 2021

I must be a train

:'(

I've had the same giraffe shower curtain since I moved in a few years ago. At 26, I thought it was time to get a more serious curtain.

ohhh todd

You're a monster

This years costume.

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Human thing

All men can relate to the cold weather.

For free!

Pls do that

damn that'd suck

I'm gonna hug this guy

arigato gozaimasu brack person

On my 14yo son’s whiteboard.

Finished my first drawing today, the book said 3 years + and it only took me 2 hours. ***ing amateurs

Birthday present from mom.

Virtual Halloween costume contest Friday, wish me luck!

5 Years Ago My Son Granted Me The Opportunity Make His “Favorite Food” Costume For Halloween

>:)

Do not be guided by appearances or by well dressed people, behind is the one who really did the job

I'd like to live

What lips

***ing Chickens

*Hits Smirnoff*

Da faq dey doin over there?!

No never!!

Reminds me of resident evil 5

World domination

Ah yes the negotiator

Master of invisibility

yum

"1955 was a time" ...I want to read the rest.

Preparing for the first kidless getaway in two years.

Someone drove through the front of our local 7 Eleven. I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!

Ye that does seem kinda creepy

Jokes my Mum sends me

My friend just called me from jail. He's in a real bind right now and asked me to post Bale. I'm not sure how this will help, but here you go Jake.

I present female elf Dwight Shrute

Look inside yourself the answer is obvious

Spotted in India

The dream

>:)

Um ok then

Uh....

Just bought a log cabin from IKEA

phew, close one

Oh god looks scary

At least there are only 5 of them...

But wait, there's an app for that

Our ruthless dictator and fearless leader

This makes me so happy

Our town today local hay bale decoration contest for Halloween. This is one of them.

It really is

Respectable Move Brother

Same

I went to the Airport

Goodbye i guess...

I had a training this morning. In the manual, I learned that Thor is from Columbus, Ohio!

My husband is a plumber and his company sent chocolate toilets..

Never shame your teachers for trying to make life a little better

Best revenge I'd say

U see it?

Can adding medieval weapons to dogs be a thing?

It is

niggur

You guys should see my fridge

‍ ‍ ‍

The perfect prank

No?

I played enough X-COM to be concerned

Those Muggles?!

BFFs 4 life

That's crazy and disgusting... What's her name?

My pumpkins for Halloween this year!

Press F for fish and knives

This 1968 Dodge Charger owner manual

The future does not look so good.

It just takes you to meme polices apartment

My Little Friend

I mean honestly are we really that advanced?

impressive

It do be like that

Chapter Two: The 'N' talk and the hard 'R'

All seeing dog

Werewolf transformation

>:)

Who can relate? 'Cooking with a dog'

yeah

Pretty much spot on.

Maybe I'm a train

WHO AM I?!

Hot! Get it?