World domination

Ah yes the negotiator

Master of invisibility

yum

"1955 was a time" ...I want to read the rest.

Preparing for the first kidless getaway in two years.

Someone drove through the front of our local 7 Eleven. I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!

Ye that does seem kinda creepy

Jokes my Mum sends me

My friend just called me from jail. He's in a real bind right now and asked me to post Bale. I'm not sure how this will help, but here you go Jake.

I present female elf Dwight Shrute

Look inside yourself the answer is obvious

Spotted in India

The dream

>:)

Um ok then

Uh....

Just bought a log cabin from IKEA

phew, close one

Oh god looks scary

At least there are only 5 of them...

But wait, there's an app for that

Our ruthless dictator and fearless leader

This makes me so happy

Our town today local hay bale decoration contest for Halloween. This is one of them.

It really is

Respectable Move Brother

Same

I went to the Airport

Goodbye i guess...

I had a training this morning. In the manual, I learned that Thor is from Columbus, Ohio!

My husband is a plumber and his company sent chocolate toilets..

Never shame your teachers for trying to make life a little better

Best revenge I'd say

U see it?

Can adding medieval weapons to dogs be a thing?

It is

niggur

You guys should see my fridge

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The perfect prank

No?

I played enough X-COM to be concerned

Those Muggles?!

BFFs 4 life

That's crazy and disgusting... What's her name?

My pumpkins for Halloween this year!

Press F for fish and knives

This 1968 Dodge Charger owner manual

The future does not look so good.

It just takes you to meme polices apartment

My Little Friend

I mean honestly are we really that advanced?

impressive

It do be like that

Chapter Two: The 'N' talk and the hard 'R'

All seeing dog

Werewolf transformation

>:)

Who can relate? 'Cooking with a dog'

yeah

Pretty much spot on.

Maybe I'm a train

WHO AM I?!

Hot! Get it?

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Husband made a barrier, and these two are not happy about it.

The economy is collapsing

Good one

why is this building so weird

Long may he reign

I'll see you there.

family heirloom

Breaking News - New Jersey Quarantined

Good :P

Found the Dennis' boat.

oh shit they know

Strippers Found at Home Depot

Found this in a newspaper

I’ve missed my stop!

My uncle, who hasn’t been ruined by the internet, posted this picture in front of a waterfall he likes.

That is kind of cute I guess lol

Don't text n drive kids

Oh yeah! It’s all coming together

immediately open a tab with Hugelol, start memeposting

Terrifying.

B I G

Just stop guys

They never saw it coming

Face shields are now required on my job site. This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

h(o)rse (o)n (a) (bal)c(ony)

Took me a few seconds...

This guy is so lucky

FUUUUARRK that's hot

what are you thinking?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ya'll comparing the Tesla logo to a cat's nose and I'm over here like "bro..."

It's teaching him!

Apes together strong.

It's important...