Face shields are now required on my job site. This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

h(o)rse (o)n (a) (bal)c(ony)

Took me a few seconds...

This guy is so lucky

FUUUUARRK that's hot

what are you thinking?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ya'll comparing the Tesla logo to a cat's nose and I'm over here like "bro..."

It's teaching him!

Apes together strong.

It's important...

Op’s friend went to a jungle themed party 10 years ago, this was his costume

I'll take the job!

How I’m measuring everyone and everything from now on

These ladies were in the men’s room in Belgium!

#oldfag

Doge

They only use those to train image recognition software

He needs to be water cooled

Damn a brother got done dirty

"global warming"

Buying this for MY WIFE

Richmond Zoo knows its priorities

I love batman

omw

It's a hard game out there people

Don't go into the light!

Shop Owner Installed A Glass Ceiling For His Cats And Now They Won’t Stop Staring At Him

Philly Catholics having a sense of humor! Seriously though, wear a goddamn mask...

Hard work did pay off

i'm made of tougher stuff, baby

F*@king Shocking

#spooktober!!

At least it wasn’t Robert Downey Jr

This post pleases me.

A special letter from Hogwarts!

Data storage drive comparison

Updating your website

Creative Motivation

I finely have the backing I needed!

If you see an opportunity, take it

EZ!

The new "Dog ate my homework" excuse for 2020

But she might be hot

Who knew :D

Women are Allowed to Take Pac-Man's Temperature if he is sitting on ball bearings.

the best are yet to come

I'm confused what to write here

I got my covid-19 test back boys! I'm good

difference between girls and boys

Only with me?

bzzzz

pretend you didn't hear Susan

My brain is melting

whoa

With great responsibility, comes greater... err never mind

Sneak 99

Ads should be banned

When Texans are asked to wear a mask.

You get what you deserve

A black mask will make it all the more enigmatic.

Here’s Pickle!

2020 was not my hardest year by far...

Someone is in timeout...

Cheers brother

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

How you do that...

Trying out a new look

I wish i was Jerry

Art time

How ya doing doe?

Young grim reaper goes wholesale shopping

dust in the wind

i don't think we'll be getting vaccine anytime soon

Terrifying! An entry into the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.

Bedroom kink

It’s coming

ambrehtamines make house work easier

Not sure if this really counts for this sub but I find a few of our pumpkins for this Halloween funny

.... I feel bad for this person

welcome to the rice fields, mother***er

Never give up on your dream!

N I need it NOWWW

Cop vs magician

Wife life!

I would be the reason for this sign.

Hard alcohol taste disgusting and beer is literally the worst thing

tfw no gamer moment breh

Mommy is here

I've tried this

There's going to be a flood

He must’ve gotten wet and fed after midnight.

Are we retarded?

We all the same loser

It is sorry

Got this thank you card from my niece today.

All directions full

A crossover we need

Trick XOR Treat?

Chill out, ladies, there's enough cum for everyone