If you see an opportunity, take it

EZ!

The new "Dog ate my homework" excuse for 2020

But she might be hot

Who knew :D

Women are Allowed to Take Pac-Man's Temperature if he is sitting on ball bearings.

the best are yet to come

I'm confused what to write here

I got my covid-19 test back boys! I'm good

difference between girls and boys

Only with me?

bzzzz

pretend you didn't hear Susan

My brain is melting

whoa

With great responsibility, comes greater... err never mind

Sneak 99

Ads should be banned

When Texans are asked to wear a mask.

You get what you deserve

A black mask will make it all the more enigmatic.

Here’s Pickle!

2020 was not my hardest year by far...

Someone is in timeout...

Cheers brother

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

How you do that...

Trying out a new look

I wish i was Jerry

Art time

How ya doing doe?

Young grim reaper goes wholesale shopping

dust in the wind

i don't think we'll be getting vaccine anytime soon

Terrifying! An entry into the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.

Bedroom kink

It’s coming

ambrehtamines make house work easier

Not sure if this really counts for this sub but I find a few of our pumpkins for this Halloween funny

.... I feel bad for this person

welcome to the rice fields, mother***er

Never give up on your dream!

N I need it NOWWW

Cop vs magician

Wife life!

I would be the reason for this sign.

Hard alcohol taste disgusting and beer is literally the worst thing

tfw no gamer moment breh

Mommy is here

I've tried this

There's going to be a flood

He must’ve gotten wet and fed after midnight.

Are we retarded?

We all the same loser

It is sorry

Got this thank you card from my niece today.

All directions full

A crossover we need

Trick XOR Treat?

Chill out, ladies, there's enough cum for everyone

Hit me with that air candy!

Savage boy

I'm a businessman what can I say

Why you should always wash the meat.

That's good shit

Photo of a sign I saw in Harlem street NYC

Surprise

Tell me how your day is going guys :p

Poop with your friends

Good points

how to curb roadrage!

Somethings just aren’t meant to be

let em be high breh

#spooktober! Fail

Very cold indeed

I carved a pumpkin to sum up 2020

Epic fail!!!! Jk it based

When you spend all your skill points on funny

Mom is the manager if the golf course. She's still keeping tabs on me, I'm 35.

>:)

*Initiates fire alarm noises*

My backpack is my company :D

get back to ur cage u ***ing slave

Master of the Mosquito Arts

best korea confirmed

What the ****

Live life on the edge boys

Hmmmmm

Each year my brother and I compete to give the hardest to open birthday gift. This year I’ve wrapped his gift in concrete

If Dracula had a cat.

BioShock infinite opening

I'm bored so I'll post random sh*t

Every boy should be ready to drop a couple of grand for dinner, right?

Bruv

Either way, something's getting fertilized

accurate

fashion story

NOOOOOOOO

My dad's a hydrogeologist, this is probably my favorite mineral from his collection.

Humanities ain't fun at parties.