accurate

fashion story

NOOOOOOOO

My dad's a hydrogeologist, this is probably my favorite mineral from his collection.

Humanities ain't fun at parties.

F*cked up world

Simp

cool

Friendly reminder to wear a mask

Stop tempting fate

God d*mm

Painting was his second hobby

Never gonna buy this tea again!

where do i sign up ?

Re??

Thicker than a...

I recently became a cat breed expert

Please stay away

‍ ‍

I understand brother

Cleaned my fridge today ...

After seeing one made on google, we decided to try our own!

"It's the perfect crime" -Patrick Star

My parents have this by their toilet

Oui Baguette!

whoa

Social Distance Support Cat

Introducing the window BBQ unit!

*credit card gets declined* prostitute:

Doubtful Kitty

Take the picture already!

Evolution of men waiting for their wife.

Gandalf moonlighting at Trader Joe’s in Phoenix ...

My refrigerator magnet.

Thought you'd guys would appreciate my pumpkin more than my family did

new guidelines

I have no idea why my dad increases his anxiety mess during the month of Halloween

Prime delivery

Nobody expects the wooden horse

This sign outside a local business

Self Awareness Level 1000

Joining the royals!

So I'm putting this out there to see if it sticks. Too many rules ?

....or all four

*Harmonica noises intensify*

The Venn diagram never lies

sad

Thus the Great War began.

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere....

my ghost is jewish

s l i d e

This guy listening to the saftey brief before takoff with saftey manual in hand and a HIGHLIGHTER!!!

Skeletor and Panthor.

I may have traded two letters for one, but it was so worth it

Tough to argue with a sign like this

Very realistic

Better than brazil

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

This is a Bob cat...

Got some halloween decorations and can't stop playing with these

I bet who ever made this is tire”d”

POLLUTION IS THE REAL MONSTER!

I go in for surgery at a Kaiser in Riverside, and I pass this O.R. on the way to mine.

My local ice cream shop sharing TRUTH.

Fasten your seatbelt

Don’t forget your coat

is ASS nsfw3?

The Eatles

Where's the huge furry dick?

An employee was not available...

“PRICE CHECK!”

10/10 Job application letter

Super hold for

Take special care of what you wear.

We buy him expensive toys and he plays with TP rolls and paper bags

The Wurst guy in WW1

the needs of age

title

You guys are embarrassing me

Same but master chief

Most savage warning board in history

Turtle backup

How terribly welcoming!

Couldn't have been me I was taking a dump

Didn’t have to tell me twice.

RUN!

Why u bully me

My son after being told he couldn’t taste the dishwasher detergent

Dinner interruption

Who Needs Cup Holders

Actually a pretty awesome prank

It would be actually kind of hot

Hey! Its a Christopher Walkin freezer.

Now thats a scary pumpkin

I'm downloading this right now

Infinite Sadness

200 IQ

Pennywise, come grab yo cat, he’s scaring off the kids.

Haha Amy schumer is not funny

Want to see me do it again?