Didn’t have to tell me twice.

RUN!

Why u bully me

My son after being told he couldn’t taste the dishwasher detergent

Dinner interruption

Who Needs Cup Holders

Actually a pretty awesome prank

It would be actually kind of hot

Hey! Its a Christopher Walkin freezer.

Now thats a scary pumpkin

I'm downloading this right now

Infinite Sadness

200 IQ

Pennywise, come grab yo cat, he’s scaring off the kids.

Haha Amy schumer is not funny

Want to see me do it again?

You can't stop the googly

O.o

Describe the internet in one video

Sad...

Boldly Going

:-)

aww

Kind of like looking at mcnattys memes

Justice Magician

Kill him with Facebook taunts

One man's meat

Wow

It’s a banger for sure

Delicious jelly

Another man's poison

Cats, the apex predator?

Swing the hammer boys!

Bold assumption..

Nothing to see here...

This tramp stamp

I love thieves, great game

Actually pretty good

>;)

Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survery.

Posting this in every establishment

Works fine

English major really be out here flexing on Pornhun

Death lends a hand.

Nígga what?

B E A R

Hard life lesson

My wife and I announced today!

Good guys don't kill

PostThor

One of my students forgot her cheat sheet INSIDE her Biochem finals answer sheet. Epic fail.

My neighbor’s Halloween decorations

Something something SilverTalon17

For make benefit glorious sanitization

Czech Republic at it again

Did a double take because those are not my little lady feet.

Baby Flip

◬ vote ◬ jojo ◬ breh ◬

Stealth -100

Use P.E.N.C.I.L !

Keep scrolling nothing to see

Dat shadow is sexy af

Unironically...

Aloe .

What a time to be alive

women be like

post

This is how my Auntie blocks ads from her computer screen...

Don't do drogs kids

Imagine banning the worlds coolest dog

Please let’s make this happen

Can't hide the magnum dong

Happens with the best of us bro

This guy is a air force pilot. Unfazed

We really can’t compete

It's obvious

A true burden

Canada go brr

That's true

F**king weebs

Growing old

Haha, no

Any LGBTQ people want to give me a lift? Batman won’t let me use his bike.

Tony's back

Start what?

Still stronger than my pick up game ngl

Wife ordered WWII legos from China, we got 50 little hitlers.

My low effort way to make pots distinguished.

Everyone liked that

standard policy

Is it a face warmer or a face hugger? Regardless, I kind of want one.

:'( please

I submitted a picture of me and my dog for our humane society’s pet portrait fundraiser, thinking I’d get a sweet drawing from an elementary school student. I got this.

Ok let’s play this game

Crappuccino

Sent this last night with no other context. Received a reply: "Make it so!"

AQA do be bullying man utd fans

Sad news for Agatha

My friends D.I.Y costume

A Millenial Proposal IG: @jpdoodling