Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survery.
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Posting this in every establishment
English major really be out here flexing on Pornhun
Death lends a hand.
B E A R
Hard life lesson
My wife and I announced today!
Good guys don't kill
One of my students forgot her cheat sheet INSIDE her Biochem finals answer sheet. Epic fail.
My neighbor’s Halloween decorations
Something something SilverTalon17
For make benefit glorious sanitization
Czech Republic at it again
Did a double take because those are not my little lady feet.
◬ vote ◬ jojo ◬ breh ◬
Use P.E.N.C.I.L !
Keep scrolling nothing to see
Dat shadow is sexy af
What a time to be alive
women be like
This is how my Auntie blocks ads from her computer screen...
Don't do drogs kids
Imagine banning the worlds coolest dog
Please let’s make this happen
Can't hide the magnum dong
Happens with the best of us bro
This guy is a air force pilot. Unfazed
We really can’t compete
A true burden
Canada go brr
Any LGBTQ people want to give me a lift? Batman won’t let me use his bike.
Still stronger than my pick up game ngl
Wife ordered WWII legos from China, we got 50 little hitlers.
My low effort way to make pots distinguished.
Everyone liked that
Is it a face warmer or a face hugger? Regardless, I kind of want one.
I submitted a picture of me and my dog for our humane society’s pet portrait fundraiser, thinking I’d get a sweet drawing from an elementary school student. I got this.
Ok let’s play this game
Sent this last night with no other context. Received a reply: "Make it so!"
AQA do be bullying man utd fans
Sad news for Agatha
My friends D.I.Y costume
A Millenial Proposal IG: @jpdoodling
I think I was bit by the wrong spider
Signage at the Espy Hotel in Melbourne, Aus
Who’s got shotgun?
Jk, I had gender with your sister
The nutcracker my friend inherited from his grandmother
When HR says they can't tell us who has COVID
I'm sure he is a discord admin
How To Wear A Mask
brehsecute them breh
In loving memory of Alfredo L. Toons
My hunting dog is broken, he can only locate farming tools
My auntie found this, thought it was quite good...
Scum and villainy
working out BAAAAD
ORDER THEM NOW
growing some balls i see
thieving a bit of pain
I want some huggggsss, wait
blobbly posting 3
A doctor's credibility
Talking a lot of sh*t
Meanwhile,back in 1999
Props to my local Sonic for making me laugh on my drive home from a stressful day of work.
Carving the turkey