standard policy

Is it a face warmer or a face hugger? Regardless, I kind of want one.

:'( please

I submitted a picture of me and my dog for our humane society’s pet portrait fundraiser, thinking I’d get a sweet drawing from an elementary school student. I got this.

Ok let’s play this game

Crappuccino

Sent this last night with no other context. Received a reply: "Make it so!"

AQA do be bullying man utd fans

Sad news for Agatha

My friends D.I.Y costume

A Millenial Proposal IG: @jpdoodling

I think I was bit by the wrong spider

Signage at the Espy Hotel in Melbourne, Aus

Forbidden_fence

Who’s got shotgun?

Jk, I had gender with your sister

The nutcracker my friend inherited from his grandmother

When HR says they can't tell us who has COVID

I'm sure he is a discord admin

How To Wear A Mask

brehsecute them breh

In loving memory of Alfredo L. Toons

My hunting dog is broken, he can only locate farming tools

My auntie found this, thought it was quite good...

***....

Scum and villainy

Snuff

Photobom

We sad!

Scary Tomato

working out BAAAAD

0 deathes

Ha haa

Yes

Mercy

ORDER THEM NOW

Oh physicists.

a what?

growing some balls i see

thieving a bit of pain

Onion Rings

Always criminal

I want some huggggsss, wait

blobbly posting 3

A doctor's credibility

Talking a lot of sh*t

No way...

Meanwhile,back in 1999

Props to my local Sonic for making me laugh on my drive home from a stressful day of work.

Carving the turkey

Dogaloe

you can't feel pictures they say...

VICTORY

ah yes

What would've happened if Lego's appeared in Toy Story.

Pumpkin life

Good

Charizard and the princess

Been there..... Yep

Git gud

Engaging in the cum crusade

Oof. How far up did they go?!

That may be best

Best place to sleep

Easter egg*

Peppa pig

Found that in an article in the newspaper

I need this sign in my town

no hope for the faithful

Blow him

Let the party begin...

He did it

Sharing is caring!

Never apologize

Same bro

Seems like a good place to go

The good old days of club penguin

Joaquin definitely tried...

guide to the forces

Man power

Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV

Title of your post

No need to thank me for just doing my job

Watch out for Chris

Weeb

I went to Costco today before lunch and ended up bringing home a box of Oreos. I’m super surprised they come so conveniently packaged into single serving sleeves!

That's how it works :P

Baby level up

It's a hybrid.

My local oil changing shop is so basic.

My Burrito Every Time...

Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road

I think lighting McQueen Healy Crocs would win

Yes .....

Percy Long Prong

For only $5,000 this restaurant will piece together what happened if you black out the night before

2020 summed up in 1 photo

Sarcasm over text

German sushi

This nibba eatin beans!