No need to thank me for just doing my job

Watch out for Chris

Weeb

I went to Costco today before lunch and ended up bringing home a box of Oreos. I’m super surprised they come so conveniently packaged into single serving sleeves!

That's how it works :P

Baby level up

It's a hybrid.

My local oil changing shop is so basic.

My Burrito Every Time...

Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road

I think lighting McQueen Healy Crocs would win

Yes .....

Percy Long Prong

For only $5,000 this restaurant will piece together what happened if you black out the night before

2020 summed up in 1 photo

Sarcasm over text

German sushi

This nibba eatin beans!

***

Hmmmmmmmm

Spotted!

I agree with the old man that is bullshit

Or should I send you something first lol

the unknown planet

I wouldn’t either

Same

I'm 8 months pregnant and the way the 'baby' in this picture is positioned definitely feels uncomfortably accurate

My science quiz today

Haha no

Ask for Tyler

Bed time toenails

Hello bois

It's time you learn..

If only there was a more efficient way to carry that

Hahah very good

The war of the texts

Single Dad looking for some love

whoa

Send us a message if you can hear us!

McDonalds drivethru rarely disappoints

Hot!

Even while doing the dishes

Later virgins

Roasted to a crisp.

Got em

Disaster.

Party!

Glorious!

No! homo

I don't even understand this one

Who says there are no strong female characters in films for women to take inspiration from? ;-)

A perfectly timed derp

Why :'(

mmm

Why can't you understand me?!

Girl power!

Not cool

Drive thru

Canada rebranding a violent Schwarzenegger film into a buddy movie.

4chan be crazy

Frankinbed

A fully charged cat

WOW! That IS heavy!

Say sike! :'(

I'll kill you little people

>:)

I sure am poor!

True legend

Your honor, my client didn't do anything illegal

You're grounded

American Freedom

The hidden messages in your music...

Got em

zoooom

Then... she got... THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!!

Creature of the night

why the *** u lyin

Samsung back at it again. They got no chills

Teenage master ninja Thieves

Grooming a friend

I was gonna post the others too but I forgot

Hey look first place

Slightly Combative

Please say it was just a joke

Sorry earth is currently unavailable

Obviously it’s gods fault mr judge.

Don’t park like an ass...

Best memory from health class

Relationship problems with Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man

Wise sayings of Konfuzius

This scene haunted me for a long time.

You really should recognize your own children

Imagine being an emo just becaouse you are sad, just be depressed like a normal adult lmao

AMAZONG is a SCAM

Got my wife a horse head squirrel feeder for her birthday and today one of them finally figured it out.

growing out his tusks, very impressive

I’m down

How I actually feel. Best bumper mask.

Post some in the comments.

This sign outside a restaurant in Texas